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Dec 8th, 2012, 08:12 PM
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If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
I always wanted to host one of these 
Anyway the sooner we get started the more ridiculous promises we get 
If Serena wins the Australian Open, I'll put Serena in my avatar and change my username for AllPraiseLordSauron until someone else wins another Slam.
If Golda Errani or Wozniacki win the AO, I'll record a tennis match in which I only hit moonballs.
If Sam Stosur wins the AO, I'll learn how to use my boomerang
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MIRJANA LUCIC ☢ | SAM STOSUR ☯ | MARTINA HINGIS ♚ | DANIELA HANTUCHOVA ✯ | OLGA PUCHKOVA ❤
“The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage.”
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Dec 8th, 2012, 08:39 PM
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
Wow, way to choose a 19 letter username so then you can say when Serena wins that the mods won't let you change
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Dec 8th, 2012, 08:41 PM
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Undefeated
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
If Sharapova wins the AO I'll buy a bag of Sugarpova, giving her some of my hard earned money. I'm not really sure it's even available to buy in Germany though...
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Dec 8th, 2012, 08:58 PM
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
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Originally Posted by Petkorazzi
Wow, way to choose a 19 letter username so then you can say when Serena wins that the mods won't let you change |
Lol I had no idea, okay Lord.Sauron then
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MIRJANA LUCIC ☢ | SAM STOSUR ☯ | MARTINA HINGIS ♚ | DANIELA HANTUCHOVA ✯ | OLGA PUCHKOVA ❤
“The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage.”
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Dec 8th, 2012, 09:03 PM
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Senior Member
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If Agnieszka Radwańska wins the AO I'll write in final thread: 'Thank You Aga'  |
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Dec 8th, 2012, 09:06 PM
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
If whoever wins AO, I promise to get drunk for her honor.
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And then I passed out on the floor
Again and again and again and again and again
Romina Oprandi - Su-Wei Hsieh- Ksenia Pervak- Julia Glushko- Ana Konjuh- Ayumi Morita
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Dec 8th, 2012, 09:15 PM
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Ex-Professional Troll
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If Sharapova wins the AO, I will (after a 24-hour grace period) not troll in the slightest or insult other players until the end of March.
If Serena wins the AO, I will finally concede defeat and refer to Serena only as "Lordrena" until the end of March.
If Azarenka wins the AO, I will finally concede defeat and refer to Azarenka only as "Princessrenka" or "Heiressrenka" until the end of March.
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Originally Posted by dsanders06
If Azarenka wins the AO, I will finally concede defeat and refer to Azarenka only as "Princessrenka" or "Heiressrenka" until the end of March.
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Golovin: "Serena, Maria, Victoria are like the men's Big 3."
Other commentator: "So is Radwanska the Andy Murray then?"
Golovin: "Well, I wouldn't say that......I like Andy Murray"
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Dec 8th, 2012, 09:18 PM
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
If the world's most fabulous diva, legendary mother Lordrena Jamekus Williams wins the AO, I will post only positive things and words of encouragement on this forum until the end of the FO(ie: no calling players "it", "monster", "demon", "satan", etc.) 
If Princess Vika or Lady Aga win the AO, I will start off every post with the header 'Thank you Vika  "or "Thank you Aga " until the start of RG
If It vultures the AO I will vent my frustration in GM by becoming reNA-MUG and flooding the board with pointless threads and polls for the remainder of the year.
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Lady Venus / Princess Vika / Lady Aga
Rise of Madison Keys / Rebirth of GOATra Kvitova
(Anyone playing Sharapova)
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If Princess Vika or Lady Aga win the AO, I will start off every post with the header 'Thank you Vika "or "Thank you Aga " until the start of RG |
Last edited by L'Enfant Sauvage : Dec 8th, 2012 at 09:24 PM.
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Dec 8th, 2012, 09:26 PM
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If Jankovic gets past the third round I'll make her my avatar.
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Rome isn't on real clay. When Empress realized this she tanked.
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Dec 8th, 2012, 10:01 PM
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Senior Member
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If Jankovic wins 3 matches in Australia I will remove all my faves from signature (except JJ).
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The Johny
Anna is back 
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Dec 9th, 2012, 12:24 AM
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If Oudin makes the quarter finals I will not post on the board for a whole week. |
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Dec 9th, 2012, 02:09 AM
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ICE QUEENS.
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmie48
If Sharapova wins the AO I'll buy a bag of Sugarpova, giving her some of my hard earned money. I'm not really sure it's even available to buy in Germany though...
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You can buy it online, and pay for postage/shipping while you're at it 
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Dec 9th, 2012, 03:13 AM
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Senior Member
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmie48
If Sharapova wins the AO I'll buy a bag of Sugarpova, giving her some of my hard earned money. I'm not really sure it's even available to buy in Germany though...
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If Sharapova wins the AO ( and Jimmie buys a bag of Sugarpova), I'll be a stalker for once in my life and snatch this candy bag away from this poster from his hard earned money.
Sugarpova might not be that much, but ticket to Germany is expensive to my hard earned money.
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Dec 9th, 2012, 03:29 AM
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Worshipping the bangs
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Re: If player whoever wins the Australian Open I'll ..... _____
It's such a dilemma. I mean, Vika winning the AO was so awesome. But not being able to mention Lena's beautiful bangs for almost 6 months... 
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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Dec 9th, 2012, 04:28 AM
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Formerly Griffin.
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If Ivanovic wins the title I'll eat a cheeseburger. Because one of us should.
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Henin ain't got shit on Claypova.
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