The Bad Pun Thread
This is a safe place to get those bad puns off of your chest without recriminations.
Eczema patient after using hydrocortisone cream.
"I got 99 problems but a itch ain't one.
"You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a judge of the highest matters." -- Plato .
Tomorrow? Who promised you tomorrow?
I'm tired of the crazies!