View Poll Results: Who wins? Larsson or Glatch?
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Jo-La wins! She might even hit a backhand!
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Big Al Glatch overpowers the Swedish meatball easily!
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The entire world rips out its eyes rather than watch this godless abomination
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Who are these women? Are they tennis players? Are they in the top 1000?
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Nov 14th, 2012, 02:38 AM
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Worshipping the bangs
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Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
Let's just dive right to the bottom of the Peak vs. Peak off-season crap threads.
The dream matchup from the LOB, provided you dream about a lot of unreliable cars and appliances.
A woman who can serve and nothing else vs. a woman who can eat lutefisk.
Two Fed Cup players who lose everywhere else.
Two...ah hell. There really is no way to build this up with any drama or tension at all. I'll just go infract myself and find some pics of Lena with bangs.
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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Nov 14th, 2012, 03:48 AM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
I forgot about Glatch and her FedCup exploits. That was probably when Benesova was at her peak. Doesn't really mean much though.
This match would be a snoozefest or a shitfest. Either 6-0 6-1 or 4-6 7-6 7-5 with a hatload of UE's.
Either way I think Jo-La would win.
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Nov 14th, 2012, 03:48 AM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
Glatch in 3. (sorry Max   )
But Jo-La might hit a backhand winner to win a set. 
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Nov 14th, 2012, 03:12 PM
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Worshipping the bangs
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
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Originally Posted by CareerSlamPova
Glatch in 3. (sorry Max )
But Jo-La might hit a backhand winner to win a set. |
Don't be sorry. I lurvs me some Big Al.
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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Nov 14th, 2012, 03:45 PM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
who???? are these people important to anyone else but you Max??? 
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Nov 14th, 2012, 04:01 PM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
Peak Glatch NID.
But, Glatch would be injured at the end of the match and be out for the next 6-months 
Last edited by tenisamulo : Nov 14th, 2012 at 04:16 PM.
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Nov 14th, 2012, 07:00 PM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
PEAK OUDIN!!  |
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Nov 14th, 2012, 11:02 PM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
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Originally Posted by moodin0931
PEAK OUDIN!! |
4th option
She´s way more relevant than those 2 together 
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Nov 15th, 2012, 01:04 AM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
Glatch, simply because she actually has a backhand.
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Nov 15th, 2012, 01:15 AM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
Glatch in 15 minutes.
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Nov 15th, 2012, 01:59 AM
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Worshipping the bangs
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
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Originally Posted by @danieln1
4th option
She´s way more relevant than those 2 together |
Not during Fed Cup.
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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Nov 15th, 2012, 10:46 AM
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I'm also in the other board, today is the first day I post here. Thanks J. for the link!
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these threads are a hoot.
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Nov 15th, 2012, 01:38 PM
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
I've seen Glatch play some really good tennis like a gazillion years ago, so Glatch
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Nov 15th, 2012, 03:02 PM
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Amen.
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
Peak Glatch.
USA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Nov 15th, 2012, 03:43 PM
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Worshipping the bangs
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch
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who???? are these people important to anyone else but you Max??? |
I have it on good authority their respective mothers love them.
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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabine Wicki Kiri Vania BMS Makarova Andrea H. Jo-La
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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