[Pump-it-UP]

Originally Posted by young_gunner913

Missed the Lord's match for nothing.

*opens the liquor cabinet*

[young_gunner913]

Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

*opens the liquor cabinet*

Thanks Mudslide.

[le bon vivant]

Originally Posted by young_gunner913

Thanks Mudslide.

[Pump-it-UP]

Originally Posted by young_gunner913

Thanks Mudslide.

I wish. I haven't had the opportunity to even do that since August.

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https://twitter.com/australianopen/s...69925534072832

[Reephoria.]

Just heard a news bulliten reporting on an injury scare to world number one Serena Williams.

[young_gunner913]

Even Regnus can't cheer me up mainly because she's off being a HUZZY.

How did the Lord play and how bad was the ankle roll?

[Reephoria.]

Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

https://twitter.com/australianopen/s...69925534072832

...that's just so disrespectful. Sloane girl

[Pump-it-UP]

Originally Posted by young_gunner913

Even Regnus can't cheer me up mainly because she's off being a HUZZY.

How did the Lord play and how bad was the ankle roll?

oop @ this clock.

She was hitting really well though. She was tight at the beginning of the match, but then she started to loosen up. The ankle injury happened at 4-0, and I think she only lost another 8 or 9 points throughout the rest of the match. But Gallovits was utterly useless and only forced her to run maybe twice after the ankle injury. She's clearly a Serena stan. She yelled across the net to ask if Serena was alright and then immediately ran over when she realized that Blige wasn't getting up.

[young_gunner913]

Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

oop @ this clock.

She was hitting really well though. She was tight at the beginning of the match, but then she started to loosen up. The ankle injury happened at 4-0, and I think she only lost another 8 or 9 points throughout the rest of the match. But Gallovits was utterly useless and only forced her to run maybe twice after the ankle injury. She's clearly a Serena stan. She yelled across the net to ask if Serena was alright and then immediately ran over when she realized that Blige wasn't getting up.

That's nice of her. It reminds me of last year when Greta Arn was tonguing Serena's butthole so much she beat herself into a 1-6, 1-6 defeat.

[young_gunner913]

Was anyone just watching ESPN?!?!?!?!?!

They were talking about Serena's match and the fall, then they moved on to the dominate starts from the Lord, Nebula and Martha. Then I'm not sure how it came to this but...

Brad: Serena can win it all even at 60%.

Seat Filler: -laughs- Well that's not saying much about the field.

Christine Marie: I don't think she can beat Sharapova or Azarenka at 60%.

Brad: Oh yes she can.

Christine Marie: I don't think so.

Brad: Oh yes she can.

-Seat Filler changes topic-

[Smitten]

She already beats them @ 60%.

USO F was definitely 60% Serena, and that was peak Azarenka.

[Galsen]

Originally Posted by Smitten

She already beats them @ 60%.

USO F was definitely 60% Serena, and that was peak Azarenka.

This!
She was actually 70% in the first set. 30% in the second. 50% in the thread.
In Istanbul, she was 50% the whole tournament, especially in the final.

[MrProdigy555]

Serena beat Sharapova at Stanford(?) in 2011 without doing much of anything, really...

[young_gunner913]

Originally Posted by MrProdigy555

Serena beat Sharapova at Stanford(?) in 2011 without doing much of anything, really...

I remember I blinked and it was 5-0 in the first set.