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Oct 31st, 2012, 07:37 AM
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
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When you hear these names, and this is what comes to mind...
Goddess Venus = Williams
Queen Victoria = Azarenka
The Virgin = Dementieva
Martha = Maria Sharapova
Sweet Caroline = Wozniaki
Maid Marion = Bartoli
Medusa = Kim
And you know who Lordrena, The Empress, Jo-La, Kookie, Kiri, Anotoxfa, Petraphile, NaNa, Boom Boom, VIP, Chipmunk, Agatha, Robby and Slutson are without having to stop and think for a second.
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In this case you are obsessed with Tennis Forum rather than with tennis
Who is Boom Boom ?
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Oct 31st, 2012, 07:59 AM
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#167
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Senior Member
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
Lisicki
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Nov 1st, 2012, 05:33 PM
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Team WTAworldLounge Owner
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
watching a Youtube-Clip of a big win from your fave and searching the right Volume of the Livescores-Thread to see what other posters wrote during this match 
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Nov 1st, 2012, 10:31 PM
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#169
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Victoria
Posts: 16,268
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
*You know the names of tiny little towns in far flung places, all over the world. People ask you "how do you know that place?" You answer: "oh, just...becuz".
*Checking tennis results is the first thing you do when you wake up
*Your live score app is one of the most used apps on your phone
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Nov 1st, 2012, 10:37 PM
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#170
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Are you people satisfied with this world? I'm not.
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
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Originally Posted by ViennaCalling
watching a Youtube-Clip of a big win from your fave and searching the right Volume of the Livescores-Thread to see what other posters wrote during this match 
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Same here.
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Nov 1st, 2012, 10:39 PM
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Злата Кралица
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
Saving an empty bottle of mineral water just cause it has a certain player's face on it. 
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Nov 1st, 2012, 11:03 PM
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#172
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
don't sleep to watch australian open!!
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Nov 2nd, 2012, 04:49 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: on a court
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
When you walk into Petco, pronounced "Petko", and alternate between sobbing hysterically/giggling and dancing.
(Not quite so extreme, but god, if a family member says "We need to go to Petko" one more time I AM DONE)
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Nov 2nd, 2012, 05:12 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Orange, California
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
-Having your roommate think youre watching porn for 2 hours when it's really just another Masha match
-Having to try to keep quiet whenever hearing lay people talk about tennis casually, full of wrong facts and information, or end up looking weird.
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Nov 2nd, 2012, 05:50 AM
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Location: on a court
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
oh ALSO
When your kid brother is watching Shrek and you cannot watch it because Fiona. 
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Nov 2nd, 2012, 05:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
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In this case you are obsessed with Tennis Forum rather than with tennis
Who is Boom Boom ?
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I literally don't know what I would do without TF, and I'm not even one of the most dedicated posters. It replaced Facebook as my homepage because I visited it so much more 
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Nov 2nd, 2012, 06:14 AM
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
When you dream about a match before it even happens and have an opposite result. 
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Nov 2nd, 2012, 06:22 AM
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
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When you dream about a match before it even happens and have an opposite result. 
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Been there, done that.
Errani def. Petra 6-0, 6-2

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Nov 2nd, 2012, 10:13 AM
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Stanning for Andi
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
When you think of the WTA tournament in Memphis when you hear the song 'Walking in Memphis.' 
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Nov 2nd, 2012, 11:48 AM
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Location: republik of Mancunia
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
well, I use to dream my fav at least twice / week. 3 times in the last week, maybe because of the off season. once she used me as an excuse for a lost match, she said as I was sitting watching the match "the color of your pink shirt has disturbed my night vision". this week we were doing a test in the same class and she was copying from me. bitch.
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