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Remix13 · Oct 31st, 2012, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by miffedmax

When you hear these names, and this is what comes to mind...

Goddess Venus = Williams
Queen Victoria = Azarenka
The Virgin = Dementieva
Martha = Maria Sharapova
Sweet Caroline = Wozniaki
Maid Marion = Bartoli
Medusa = Kim

And you know who Lordrena, The Empress, Jo-La, Kookie, Kiri, Anotoxfa, Petraphile, NaNa, Boom Boom, VIP, Chipmunk, Agatha, Robby and Slutson are without having to stop and think for a second.

In this case you are obsessed with Tennis Forum rather than with tennis

Who is Boom Boom ?

SilverSlam · Oct 31st, 2012, 07:59 AM

Lisicki

ViennaCalling · Nov 1st, 2012, 05:33 PM

watching a Youtube-Clip of a big win from your fave and searching the right Volume of the Livescores-Thread to see what other posters wrote during this match

TS · Nov 1st, 2012, 10:31 PM

*You know the names of tiny little towns in far flung places, all over the world. People ask you "how do you know that place?" You answer: "oh, just...becuz".

*Checking tennis results is the first thing you do when you wake up

*Your live score app is one of the most used apps on your phone

Setsuna. · Nov 1st, 2012, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ViennaCalling

watching a Youtube-Clip of a big win from your fave and searching the right Volume of the Livescores-Thread to see what other posters wrote during this match

Same here.

Светльо · Nov 1st, 2012, 10:39 PM

Saving an empty bottle of mineral water just cause it has a certain player's face on it.

akgul num.1 · Nov 1st, 2012, 11:03 PM

don't sleep to watch australian open!!

netphobia · Nov 2nd, 2012, 04:49 AM

When you walk into Petco, pronounced "Petko", and alternate between sobbing hysterically/giggling and dancing.

(Not quite so extreme, but god, if a family member says "We need to go to Petko" one more time I AM DONE)

MB. · Nov 2nd, 2012, 05:12 AM

-Having your roommate think youre watching porn for 2 hours when it's really just another Masha match
-Having to try to keep quiet whenever hearing lay people talk about tennis casually, full of wrong facts and information, or end up looking weird.

netphobia · Nov 2nd, 2012, 05:50 AM

oh ALSO

When your kid brother is watching Shrek and you cannot watch it because Fiona.

Anthony. · Nov 2nd, 2012, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Remix13

In this case you are obsessed with Tennis Forum rather than with tennis

Who is Boom Boom ?

I literally don't know what I would do without TF, and I'm not even one of the most dedicated posters. It replaced Facebook as my homepage because I visited it so much more

thegreendestiny · Nov 2nd, 2012, 06:14 AM

When you dream about a match before it even happens and have an opposite result.

netphobia · Nov 2nd, 2012, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by thegreendestiny

When you dream about a match before it even happens and have an opposite result.

Been there, done that.

Errani def. Petra 6-0, 6-2

**nevetssllim** · Nov 2nd, 2012, 10:13 AM

When you think of the WTA tournament in Memphis when you hear the song 'Walking in Memphis.'

Big_Banana · Nov 2nd, 2012, 11:48 AM

well, I use to dream my fav at least twice / week. 3 times in the last week, maybe because of the off season. once she used me as an excuse for a lost match, she said as I was sitting watching the match "the color of your pink shirt has disturbed my night vision". this week we were doing a test in the same class and she was copying from me. bitch.