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Old Oct 18th, 2012, 10:45 PM   #106
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Thhat just keeps getting better
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THE SURVIVORS HUDDLE TOGETHER UNDER A TREE. IT IS RAINING HARDER NOW, AND LIGHTNING, TOO. ALL BUT QUEEN MASHA ARE SOPPING WET. SOMEHOW, SHE REMAINS DRY, HER MAKEUP PERFECT.

VEE:
How does she do that?

DANI:
Look over there! It’s a waxworks! (see this thread: http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=468662 for why a wax museum was mandatory in this confrontation).

MARION:
Please, who would be stupid enough to go into a wax museum?

SERENA:
Seriously. Haven’t you seen the movie?

MARION:
Yes. The classic with Vincent Price…

SERENA:
No, no. The scary one with Paris Hilton.

MASHA:
We think that movie was poorly cast. You know who would have been much better in the lead role?

VIKA:
Blake Lively?

MASHA:
As if. Camilla Belle. Best. Ass—We mean Actress—Ever.
DANI:
Well, you girls do you want. I have a work order to install Mohawk Laminate in that wax museum, and I’m going to do it. Isn’t it ironic? Thanks to Mohawks lasting shine and durability, they’ll never need to wax the floors at the waxworks!

LENA:
I want my mommy.

VIKA:
I can’t believe we’re like ¾ of the way through this confrontation and that’s the first time she’s said that.

LENA:
Well, every time I was about to say it, Sabs interrupted me with some story about nearly dying. And now she’s dead. Poor Sabs. Her being dead makes me miss Mommy Vera so much.

SERENA:
What?

JJ:
Don’t try and figure her out. This is the woman who thinks that if she hits a ball crosscourt 99 times in a row, she’ll catch you off guard when she does it the 100th time.

SERENA:
True. But then you’re talking to a woman who could only remember that about Lena at grand slams.

DANI:
C’mon, girls. Mohawk Laminate may be easy to install, but even it won’t install itself.

THE WOMEN ENTER THE WAX MUSEUM. THE FIGURES ARE…BAD. REALLY BAD.

MASHA:
That is the worst E.T. we have ever seen.

SARA:
Screw you. It’s me.

VEE:
Oh, hi Sara.

SARA:
Yes. I’ve been hiding in here for hours! Thank God you’ve found me!

A GREAT BANGING AND CLATTERING COMES FROM DOWN THE HALL.

MARION:
What’s that?

DANI:
Not even the banging of ghostly chains and scraping of flesh-rending monstrous claws can damage the tough finish of Mohawk Laminate!

ENTER JO-LA.

JJ:
You’re alive! But how?

JO-LA:
As you can see, (JO-LA POINTS TO GAPING HEAD WOUND), the iron spike hit me in the head! Lucky for me I’m a brainless ballbasher who doesn’t even remember to sign up for tournaments!

Hey, wait. It that Sara?

THE REST OF JO-LA’S HEAD EXPLODES, HER WIG LANDING IN SARA’S HANDS.

LENA:
Mommmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee!

JO-LA:
(WHO STILL HAS A BARLEY FUNCTIONING MANDIBLE)
It’s okay coach, I can play.

LENA:
They made a waxwork of me once. Maxim says it probably moves more in bed than I do. I told him if it moved, it would be an animatronic, not a waxwork. He started to cry. He cries a lot, because he’s sensitive.

LI:
My husband cries when he sees the credit card bills.

JJ:
Wait! What was that noise?

VIKA:
I think it was just Johanna walking into a wall. Again.

SARA:
No, it came from down the hall…

SERENA:
Look! It’s…actually, I’m not sure who the hell that’s supposed to be.

DANI:
Cynthia Zimmerman?

MARION:
Justine?

LENA:
Max? Not my husband. My deranged stalker.

VEE:
Don’t be silly. That must be Larcher de Brito.

EVIL ANIMATED WAX FIGURE OF SANCHEZ-VICARIO:
Oh, read the damn sign. I know I actually look nothing like myself. But I’m still going to kill you.

SHE STARTS CHOMPING GIANT METAL TEETH.

LENA:
See? I told you. She’s technically an animatronic, not a waxwork. MOMMMMEEEEE!

SARA:
This is horrible. SHE SHOVES THE HEADLESS JO-LA INTO THE ARMS OF THE ASV WAXWORK ANIMATRONIC. BLOOD AND GORE FLIES AS THE WOMEN FLEE…
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Old Oct 19th, 2012, 08:03 PM   #113
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Sara E.T. part

Sabine's dead
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E.T.
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Errani E.T has made it
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The latest installation is the best yet .
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That was the best bit so far, I completely forgot Li was still with us and she just popped up I loved it
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