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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:47 AM   #1
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The quote from a player wich made you laugh the most

I'll start with Serena "There's like 50 Russian players in the top ten"

And Marat Safin just after Russia won the Davis Cup "It's better than sex!"
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 09:19 AM   #2
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lindsay davenport on being asked about a nike vest top she was wearing which haas wore in his match...the interview guy was going on and on about as if she was copying haas.....lindsays reply

"I couldnt give crap about tommy haas"

lol....i thought it was funny
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 09:21 AM   #3
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Can't think of anything on the top of my head right now; but
Dokic, Patty and Serena always come up with howlers.

Hingis use to be the best one. The Boss and Dementieva
come up with funny unintentional howlers. Someone should
tell Justine that she should stop using the word "pleasure"
for sentences that usually use the word "enjoyment".
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 09:23 AM   #4
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Andy say about the Wimbi dinner after he lost the final this yr:

"I just want to know how long Maria Sharapova's skirt is going to be. Is it going to be short? Is it going to be long? I'm disappointed I won't get to see that. I might just sneak in and crash the party. I'll bring the beer man, let's go."

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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 09:26 AM   #5
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"Fighting For Pizza" speech by LenaD b4 the all-russi RG final

it's not so funny, but make me memorable
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 09:27 AM   #6
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Lindsay Davenport in a Amelia Island interview when asked what she thought about Kournikova's comment about Lindsay's serve not being that great:

"She can say what she wants, im in the semi's and she's in the hotel packing"

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I'll start with Serena "There's like 50 Russian players in the top ten"

And Marat Safin just after Russia won the Davis Cup "It's better than sex!"
Serena :retard: wow American and Dumb

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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 12:26 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Greenout
Can't think of anything on the top of my head right now; but
Dokic, Patty and Serena always come up with howlers.

Hingis use to be the best one. The Boss and Dementieva
come up with funny unintentional howlers. Someone should
tell Justine that she should stop using the word "pleasure"
for sentences that usually use the word "enjoyment".
can i just ask who the boss is plz
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 01:11 PM   #11
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not in exact words....

schnyder: you disgusting bitch (to conchita's face, at the net)
kournikova: I'm like an expensive menu...you can look but you can't afford
hingis: what rivarly? i win everytime. (when asked about kournikova/other players in the top ten)
capriati: it wasn't the volume so much..it was the decimals [sic: decibals] ( when asked about how monica's grunts affected her, san diego 2001)
capriati: can you ask the blimp to leave? it's bothering me (US open 2001)
venus: well, i went out there, i lost the match, i left the court. press conference ( when asked by a journalist "so what happened today?")
serena: i think i'm a hypochondriac--you know, someone who is always getting sick. yep, that's me. if you looked up the word "hypochondriac" in the dictionary it would say serena williams. ( wimbledon 2001, a hypochondriac is someone who always THINKS she is sick but is actually healthy)
seles: you mean like jim courier? *giggles* ( when asked if she should get a french boyfriend to teach her french. jim had a french "friend" at the time. i think seles apologized later)
karantancheva: i could kick her butt off the court! (referring to her upcoming match with sharapova. sharapova won)
henin-hardenne: i have no regrets. i live with what happened, completely. (referring to french open semi's 2003)

once again, these are NOT verbatim. but i tried my best to keep true to the speaker's intentions.

BTW, this is what a blimp is:

and i believe jennifer was complaining about a goodyear blimp.
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 01:19 PM   #12
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not in exact words....

capriati: it wasn't the volume so much..it was the decimals [sic: decibals] ( when asked about how monica's grunts affected her)

karantancheva: i could kick her butt off the court! (referring to her upcoming match with sharapova. sharapova won)

once again, these are NOT verbatim. but i tried my best to keep true to the speaker's intentions.
The Jen quote is from the US Open semi when she was 15, right?

And I believe Sesil said she would "kick her ass in."
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 01:22 PM   #13
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no, it was from san diego 2001...about monica's grunts.. that's why she was criticized for it, because by 2001 EVERYONE knew about monica's grunts.

i think sesil said "off"...not sure if she said "kick her ass off the court" or "kick her butt off the court".
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[quote=hollywood7172]no, it was from san diego 2001...about monica's grunts.. that's why she was criticized for it, because by 2001 EVERYONE knew about monica's grunts.

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