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Old Nov 21st, 2002, 03:07 PM   #1
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In This Thread, yuo post a line that yuo say after having sex.

I'll start off with (in no particular order)

"do yuo take a check?"

"do I have to have the damp side again?"

"what was yuor name again?"

"well, it sounded like a 'yes' to me"

"are yuo still here?"
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Old Nov 21st, 2002, 03:22 PM   #2
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Old Nov 21st, 2002, 11:12 PM   #3
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Old Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:09 AM   #5
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Sorry, a line I say after what?
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Old Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:12 AM   #6
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Sorry, a line I say after what?
What has Jenny done to you Xavier?!
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Old Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:14 AM   #7
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She wore me out.
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Well, the line I used to say before the act with tricks was, "We can make it fast, or we can make it slow. Either way, I'm the best you'll ever have."

After the act, my typical line was, "Hey, baby, that was great [usually a total lie] anything else?" or if they guy was a creep (and most of my tricks were), "Ok, cigarette's burned out, time's up."

With men I care about, like Ronnie, "Baby, that was so good, I love you." And I mean it.
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She wore me out.
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Actually I never bother saying anything. Either George hasn't got the hearing aid in or he's so sound asleep I don't wanna wake him.
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thank you for the sympathy.

she just wanted sex, sex and more sex. Anyone would have thought I was in my sexual prime.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:20 AM   #12
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What has Jenny done to you Xavier?!
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She wore me out.
Hah, so funny...and I guess so true...I guess Jen really knows how to work it in bed!
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Old Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:22 AM   #13
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That girl knows how to work it full stop. She's a legend.

And she's still won more than I ever will.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2002, 12:25 AM   #14
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Haha Xavier! What kind of men does Jen like? I mean, other than ones with ponytails (sorry, don't have that!) I wonder if she'd try to wear me out!
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