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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:15 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
Disgusting 
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:17 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
lol
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:18 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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So usesless 
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:22 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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So usesless |
Unbelievable.
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:24 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
From what I'm reading it sounds quite bitchy. I don't think the handshake will be too warm, ha.
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:25 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:30 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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From what I'm reading it sounds quite bitchy. I don't think the handshake will be too warm, ha.
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Bitterer is not very pleased when he gets owned in a rally, as per usual. In reality, he should kiss Andy for allowing him to stay on the court this long.
Only dishing out a bagel will save your face now, Andrew.
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:31 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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Andy is too good!  But why are the British ES commentators such Fed fanboys, I'm under the impression they're actually rooting for him! 
Off topic: Is Azarenka really dating that  singer? Whatever happened to Bubka '' I-Fell-Out-Of-The-Bathroom-Window'' Junior?  |
Would you date someone that stupid?
But I think she dumped him and started dating before that.
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:31 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
Can you not fuck this lead up now, please?
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:35 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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Would you date someone that stupid?
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Perfect emoction
They were probably dating already when they did that joint press conference at US Open 
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:37 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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Would you date someone that stupid?
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Perfect emoction
They were probably dating already when they did that joint press conference at US Open |
As a matter of fact, they look like a perfect match for some reason.
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:41 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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Bitterer is not very pleased when he gets owned in a rally, as per usual. In reality, he should kiss Andy for allowing him to stay on the court this long.
Only dishing out a bagel will save your face now, Andrew.
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Andy is so kind. Funny how this set is a flop now after all the drama 
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:42 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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As a matter of fact, they look like a perfect match for some reason.
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I actually have no issue with them. He seems to genuinely care about her. Someone has to
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:44 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
No choke  Dammit.
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Jan 25th, 2013, 11:44 AM
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Re: Tennis Muttering Thread - vol2
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Would you date someone that stupid? |
Well, I'm 32 and single and therefore pretty desperate, so do you have any idea what hospital he might be in? 
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