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Old Apr 6th, 2013, 11:19 AM   #481
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Sorana: Oh,sure,I'm gonna play the big red clay events(and follow Paul on the European golf tour....Maybe Caro and I could have a double wedding this year)....Oops,gotta run,folks.Too-da-loo!....

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Excellent photo work,Paul.I can imagine you and Rory taking your lovely companions to the beach.......Where Sorana and Caro would get into a playful tickle-fight over who got to use the sunscreen bottle first.......

'Netphobia' is still fairly young so that's as graphic as I'm going to be with the above scenario....Don't wanna set a bad example and encourage her to lead a life of decadence
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Aggressive Cops,translation: Police who aren't shy about kicking the snot out of you even if a satellite feed is airing their actions worldwide
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How many mushrooms you promised for the guys at customs, so they will let you in?
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How many mushrooms you promised for the guys at customs, so they will let you in?
How much do YOU normally bribe them?
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Old Apr 8th, 2013, 07:30 PM   #487
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How much do YOU normally bribe them?
I try to use charm of my mustache on female officers but if i end with a guy, i always have emergency hooch bottle with me, works perfectly every time but this time, i ended up with grumpy old lesbian lady who was very rude and racist, my charms didn't worked on her and she does not consume alcohol of any kind therefore i got banned for half a year
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I try to use charm of my mustache on female officers but if i end with a guy, i always have emergency hooch bottle with me, works perfectly every time but this time, i ended up with grumpy old lesbian lady who was very rude and racist, my charms didn't worked on her and she does not consume alcohol of any kind therefore i got banned for half a year
Paul would've figured out a solution there;it's kind of embarrassing that you didn't b/c mushroom users are SUPPOSED to be creative.In re the machorra,you could've bribed her with 'hot photos'--to use that term loosely--of Rennae Stubbs at the beach
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Paul would've figured out a solution there;it's kind of embarrassing that you didn't b/c mushroom users are SUPPOSED to be creative.In re the machorra,you could've bribed her with 'hot photos'--to use that term loosely--of Rennae Stubbs at the beach
You should watch some old russian movies about Nazzi then you will understand what type of elderly women i'm talking about, you have more chances for success with a wall then with this old school hardcore grannies
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I try to use charm of my mustache on female officers but if i end with a guy, i always have emergency hooch bottle with me, works perfectly every time but this time, i ended up with grumpy old lesbian lady who was very rude and racist, my charms didn't worked on her and she does not consume alcohol of any kind therefore i got banned for half a year
You mean "a lady" like this one in the picture on the right?

P.S.: Sorry, the picture is a little bit bigger than I thought.

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You should watch some old russian movies about Nazzi then you will understand what type of elderly women i'm talking about, you have more chances for success with a wall then with this old school hardcore grannies
So she's so old that she's lost her sex drive,eh??Then you bribe her with a large jarful of potent RA pain-killing pills.Trust me,there's very little that bitter old folks hate more than the aches in their bones when they have to get out of bed or rise from a chair.If you can make THAT go away with the right medication,then you'll be astonished at how suddenly pleasant those grumpy oldsters act towards you
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That's about as big as one of PAUL'S zip-code-sized photos;I knew that someone had posted a gigantic pic because the posting box widened considerably in between when I started the previous post and when I finished typing it
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So she's so old that she's lost her sex drive,eh??Then you bribe her with a large jarful of potent RA pain-killing pills.Trust me,there's very little that bitter old folks hate more than the aches in their bones when they have to get out of bed or rise from a chair.If you can make THAT go away with the right medication,then you'll be astonished at how suddenly pleasant those grumpy oldsters act towards you
I'm not close to middle age, so i have no idea what are you talking about cos i still don't have any hangovers in the morning

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You mean "a lady" like this one in the picture on the right?
P.S.: Sorry, the picture is a little bit bigger than I thought.
kinda but more mean and hardcore

btw, pic actually small on my screen
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I'm not close to middle age, so i have no idea what are you talking about cos i still don't have any hangovers in the morning
Not sure why you gave me a snotty "",but I should have used an abbreviation that was more well-known."RA",in this context,stands for Rheumatoid Arthritis,the bane of bitter old folks worldwide.If you offered her any relief from THAT,she'd definitely be grateful
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I'm not close to middle age, so i have no idea what are you talking about cos i still don't have any hangovers in the morning


kinda but more mean and hardcore

btw, pic actually small on my screen
Well, I thought that my screen is big (you certainly remember how we talked about fullHD wallpapers) but I guess that compared to yours it isn't. Now, I see why you're using black screen instead of a wallpaper, it was too hard to find good and big enough picture for it.
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