View Poll Results: Which kind of Sharapova fault destroys your insides the most?
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Super long
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Ridiculously wide
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THWACK! into the net
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Other (please specify what pains you and where it hurts)
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Sep 2nd, 2011, 06:35 PM
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Most painful Sharapova fault
What kind of Maria Sharapova fault causes your insides to turn the most and your heart and gut wrench simultaneously?
1) The super long ones
2) The ridiculously wide ones
3) The ones that speed into the net and make that BEEEEEP sound coupled with the net slap
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sgt.Timmykinz
Well since coming back from injury Masha could be described as a power pusher.
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Sep 2nd, 2011, 07:55 PM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
It's less about location for me and more about timing.
The BP DF is a killer. 2nd serves on BPs are like a horror film, I can barely watch. 
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Sep 2nd, 2011, 10:56 PM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
Players work the serve differently. Some, like Venus, blast away on the first and just tap in the second. Others hit a weak first to avoid a second but, when they can't avoid it, hit it about 25 mph slower than the first.
Then there's Pova: all out on the first serve and all out on the second with vengence, as if in contempt of missing the first!
The whole idea behind having a separate, safe "second" serve is to avoid losing the point on a DF. Get the ball in play and rally for the point.
The concept of a safe second serve is really not part of Pova's mindset, so why does she bother with developing a second serve? I think she should play the second serve as a "do-over" and deliver another first serve!
Think of the advantages for Pova: she only has to practice first serves and during games she is always going with her best, most aggressive shot. A winning combination for Pova!
So I hate all the futsy second serve shots!
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Sep 2nd, 2011, 11:04 PM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
The ones she makes after a big comeback but that ultimately seal her fate. I was suicidal during that last game.
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 12:22 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
into the net. It hits every nerve in my body 
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 12:57 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
Other: The ones even Stevie Wonder can see coming.
You know, when she's about to serve, but interrupts her routine. Adjusts her stance. Looks around. Tests her toss. Takes a deep breath and BOOOM! Double fault. 
Gruesome.
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 05:38 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
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Originally Posted by Jovana.
into the net. It hits every nerve in my body 
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Do ya clench and lurch/flinch forward like me when you hear the sound? 
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Serena Williams: I'm going for team Sharapova 'coz she's hot
CAREER GRAND SLAM.
Bring on all the pretenders. Someday, WE WILL BE REMEMBERED
Quote:
Originally Posted by oliversmith
oudin is a great player she already beat maria i expect to do the same now
btw whos bolivia smith?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sgt.Timmykinz
Well since coming back from injury Masha could be described as a power pusher.
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 07:07 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
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Originally Posted by gc-spurs
Do ya clench and lurch/flinch forward like me when you hear the sound? 
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I close my eyes and make a sigh type noise like I have just been stung by something.
My other reaction is just to roll my eyes and put my hands up in the air 
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 08:05 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
The THWACK! into the net makes me feel like taking a bullet straight through me everytime.
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 09:32 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
The point when she's engaged into the rally and you fear that she'll might end up throwing it into the net, and Boom she does that.
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 09:55 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
Defo into the net. 
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 10:09 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
Into the net for sure. A girl of her height should not have such low clearance on a second serve for f*cks sake!
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 10:49 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
Definitely the second serve on BP. You can just FEEL the inevitable coming nowadays.
BTW great thread, you guys made every fking maria loss that much better  
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 11:14 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
I have to with with ones after long rallies. You know, the ones where she tries to hit a winner from the first shot on but it doesn't work, the rally goes on and on, she gets louder and with every shot you see the error coming. Doesn't matter then if she hits it wide or in the net  so I'm not sure what to vote 
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Sep 3rd, 2011, 11:55 AM
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Re: Most painful Sharapova fault
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Monheaux
Other: The ones even Stevie Wonder can see coming.
You know, when she's about to serve, but interrupts her routine. Adjusts her stance. Looks around. Tests her toss. Takes a deep breath and BOOOM! Double fault. 
Gruesome.
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This!  You just know it's coming every single time 
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