[Jalil Sherman]

1989 - http://www.stan-wars.com/1989.html
1976 - http://www.stan-wars.com/1976.html

[WowWow]

[M.S.F]

I love the 1989 one
Madonna 1989 = Lady GaGa 2011
Janet Jackson 1989 = Britney Spears 2011
Paula Abdul 1989 = Katy Perry 2011
Jody Watley 1989 = Rihanna 2011
Cyndi Lauper 1989 = Beyonce 2011
Debbie Gibson 1989 = Kesha 2011

[Jalil Sherman]

I thought Cyndi was Christina

[Jalil Sherman]

Queen Janhova

[M.S.F]

Janhova
The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.

From Urban Dictionary never heard it before and i'm big fan of Janet

[Imperfect Angel]

[Jalil Sherman]

^ What?

[M.S.F]

OMG that site is so amazing, i can't stop laughing

[Jalil Sherman]

The Stanipedia is the best!

[M.S.F]

How To Talk Like a Gaga Stan

To talk like a Gaga stan you must act as if pop music did not exist before "Poker Face". As with most stans, Gaga stans have no sense of history and seem to believe that Lady Gaga invented the following things:
Music Videos
Avant Garde Fashion
Water
Dance Music
Pop Music
Gay Rights
Anal Sex
Oxygen
The Solar System
Beyonce
Bisexualty

Britney Spears Performance Style

Imagine a huge $50 million stage, pyrotechnics, special effects, elaborate costumes, high-tech lighting, and 80 dancers.
The lights go down and Britney makes a dramatic entrance, rising from underneath the stage in a cloud of smoke.
She looks at the crowd of screaming fans, then lies down and takes a nap for 2 hours.
Tickets are $1000 a piece, and you will deal.

[Jalil Sherman]

Stan Illuminati Guide

The following are a list of guidelines to let you know whether or not your favorite artist sacrifices sick infants to Satan:

1. Black and White Videos

Anyone who films a video in black and white worships the devil. Real Christians shoot their videos on their iPhones and upload them directly to YouTube. Video editing is a tool of Satan.

2. Wealthy Celebrities

Any celebrity on the Forbes list or who makes more than $20,000 a year worships the devil. Even if they donate 60% of to charity, it doesn't make a difference. That's still the devil's money. Only Satan wants you to be wealthy and prosperous. Real Christians take their asses down to the welfare.

3. Experimenting with Different Musical Styles

If your favorite artists has experimented with rock, techno, or electronic music then they worship the devil. Only Satan wants you to be open-minded and musically diverse. Jesus wants you to work with Polow Da Don for the remainder of your life.

4. Wearing Wild+Crazy Coustmes/Haute Couture/Different Fashion Styles

If your favorite artist wears outfits that cannot be purchased at Citi Trendz, Basix, Wet Seal or Forever 21 then they have definitely sold their souls to the devil. Satan wants you to experiment with new fashion styles. Jesus wants you to shop at TJ Maxx.

5. Exotic Animals

If your favorite artist has exotic animals in their music videos then they are DEFINITELY devil-worshipping member of the Illuminati. The only animals in the Garden of Eden were pitbulls and rottweilers.

6. Large Army of Dancers

REAL Christians have no more than 4 dancers in their videos. Only Satan wants large groups of women and homosexuals doing the Dougie in unison.

7. Elaborate Settings with Abstract Symbols and Imagery.

Only a child of Satan tries new visual styles and incorporates abstract imagery. Jesus wants all urban music videos to be filmed in the club, the projects, a bedroom, or the WIC office parking lot with all of your cousins doing various jail poses in the background. If you are a REAL Christian the only symbols in your video should be gang signs.

http://www.stan-wars.com/illuminati.html
8. Expensive Music Videos

Only Satan worshippers spend more than $100 for a music video. If you are a REAL Christian then your total video budget should be no more than $42, $20 worth of food stamps, and 4 loose Newports.

[Imperfect Angel]

Any of Mariah's?

[Jalil Sherman]

Originally Posted by Imperfect Angel

Any of Mariah's?

Yes!

http://stan-wars.com/mediawiki/index...e=Mariah_Carey

[M.S.F]

Originally Posted by Imperfect Angel

Any of Mariah's?

Mariah Stan War Weaknesses

-Obvious vocal decline (and it's not like she has dancing to fall back on)
-As a touring live performer she never been as commercially or critically successful as Celine, Madonna, Whitney, Beyonce, ect.
-Has received mixed critical reception throughout her career.
-(If you must take it to an immature level) About a decade of pre-baby baby weight
-The idea that she's a 40 year old 14 year-old. All of the Rainbows, Daydreams, the Butterflies, Charmbracelets, and Sparkles support the notion that she is a walking Lisa Frank catalog.
-The Glitter era