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Old Feb 28th, 2014, 05:45 PM   #1
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How tennis players would accept Oscars

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Sloane Stephens: ”Like, wow. I mean … COME ON! I’m sorry, was that disrespectful? When I didn’t win at the Globes, I was like, ‘That’s OK, I think I’ll do better at the really big event.’ Which is cool. Except that now the attention is going to be out of control. I mean, it was, like, already overwhelming — the paparazzi, the autograph hounds, the press with their questions. Now it’s like, ‘Can I even go outside?’ I mean, that’s why I packed an overnight bag. I’ll probably stay here as long as I can. Is my girl Miley here? Call me, girl!”
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Maria Sharapova: “This is a wonderful moment for me. It’s been an incredible journey for me to stand up in front of you here tonight and win this amazing award. You know, when you’re putting in all those long hours on the practice courts where, you know, nobody is watching, obviously you’re putting that work in hopefully for days like today. I would be remiss if I didn’t thank my father, Yuri, for having the belief and courage to give up everything and move to America so I could pursue my dreams. I know he’s here somewhere, the suspicious man in the camouflage hoodie and sunglasses. And, of course, a heartfelt thanks to Serena for taking the year off. I couldn’t have won this without
you.”
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Serena Williams: “Wow, oh my gosh. I can’t believe this. To my God, Jehovah, who gives me strength. To my mom and dad, the best coaches ever. And my best friend and sister Venus, who inspires me every day to work harder. This one is for my son, Chip. Momma’s comin’ home with a new chew toy, baby!” [Crip-walks off the stage]
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Ana Ivanovic: “Ajde! [fist-pumps, twirls] Ican’tbelieveityouknowbecausewhenIwasakidinSerbiaI alwaysdreamedofthisandIneverknewifitwouldhappen. EvenwhenIwasreadingmylinesandpracticingfortheschoo lplayinanemptyswimmingpoolIalwaysdreamedofthis. Thank you so much. This is daaaaaafinately the best night of my life.”
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Li Na: First, I would like to say, Thanks very much. It’s not easy to be the first Chinese to win this award, but I would like to say that I’m not representing all of China. I’m just one person. I dedicate this award to my husband, most famous husband in Hollywood [audience laughs]. He’s not handsome like Brad Pitt or charming like George Clooney [audience laughs], and I know he snores worse than Meryl Streep [audience laughs], but he is my leading man in the life and I will love him until he leaves me. Now to my agent, Max, go make me even richer, like Oprah, so he doesn’t leave me. Thanks a lot.”
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Jelena Jankovic: “Oh my goooooooodness. I can’t believe this is happening to me but, you know, I’m just so happy that I wore the glitter tonight. But anyway. I have to thank my brother, Marko. I know I yell at you like I’m crazy all the time, but I love you and you always believed in me. And how could you not? I bring the light! And the joy!”
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Old Feb 28th, 2014, 05:50 PM   #2
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Re: How tennis players would accept Oscars

Vika would scream, give her team a serious look and twirl her pointer finger.

And then dance awkwardly....
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Na's can be done better with more grammar mistakes though and I doubt she knows Meryl Streep/Oprah/George Clooney.
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Old Feb 28th, 2014, 06:00 PM   #4
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Re: How tennis players would accept Oscars

at Rafa's:

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Rafael Nadal: [Takes his time getting to the stage]
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They dropped the ball with Ana. There should be something about her being very pleased to be 'true' to the next ceremony.
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Old Feb 28th, 2014, 06:09 PM   #7
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Re: How tennis players would accept Oscars

I thought Jankovic already won one?
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Also, Ana is always very exciting. They missed that. She hasn't mentioned the swimming pool thing in years. It is true, though, she does not breathe within a sentence.
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Sloane Stephens: ”Like, wow. I mean … COME ON! I’m sorry, was that disrespectful? When I didn’t win at the Globes, I was like, ‘That’s OK, I think I’ll do better at the really big event.’ Which is cool. Except that now the attention is going to be out of control. I mean, it was, like, already overwhelming — the paparazzi, the autograph hounds, the press with their questions. Now it’s like, ‘Can I even go outside?’ I mean, that’s why I packed an overnight bag. I’ll probably stay here as long as I can. Is my girl Miley here? Call me, girl!



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Maria Sharapova: “This is a wonderful moment for me. It’s been an incredible journey for me to stand up in front of you here tonight and win this amazing award. You know, when you’re putting in all those long hours on the practice courts where, you know, nobody is watching, obviously you’re putting that work in hopefully for days like today. I would be remiss if I didn’t thank my father, Yuri, for having the belief and courage to give up everything and move to America so I could pursue my dreams. I know he’s here somewhere, the suspicious man in the camouflage hoodie and sunglasses. And, of course, a heartfelt thanks to Serena for taking the year off. I couldn’t have won this without
you.
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Ana Ivanovic: “Ajde! [fist-pumps, twirls] Ican’tbelieveityouknowbecausewhenIwasakidinSerbia I alwaysdreamedofthisandIneverknewifitwouldhappen. EvenwhenIwasreadingmylinesandpracticingfortheschoo lplayinanemptyswimmingpoolIalwaysdreamedofthis. Thank you so much. This is daaaaaafinately the best night of my life.”
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those were pretty damn good!
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Maria Sharapova: “This is a wonderful moment for me. It’s been an incredible journey for me to stand up in front of you here tonight and win this amazing award. You know, when you’re putting in all those long hours on the practice courts where, you know, nobody is watching, obviously you’re putting that work in hopefully for days like today. I would be remiss if I didn’t thank my father, Yuri, for having the belief and courage to give up everything and move to America so I could pursue my dreams. I know he’s here somewhere, the suspicious man in the camouflage hoodie and sunglasses. And, of course, a heartfelt thanks to Serena for taking the year off. I couldn’t have won this without you.”
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Maria's quote requires more product placement.
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I can see Jelena accepting hers in her bed.
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