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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 06:39 PM   #1006
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Nah, its just that Facebook insists on telling me when a constipated aardvark in borneo has a birthday but is strangely quiet when anyone who is actually on my list is in fact one year closer to the grave.
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Old Nov 26th, 2012, 04:38 AM   #1007
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Nah, its just that Facebook insists on telling me when a constipated aardvark in borneo has a birthday but is strangely quiet when anyone who is actually on my list is in fact one year closer to the grave.
Wow!I didn't even know that aardvarks or any other animals suffered from constipation in the same manner that we do;they always seem to have no trouble supplying abundant bowel movements whenever I see them gather in large numbers.Can't recall with certainty,but isn't eating grass supposed to be a good way for animals to clean out their systems?....Which leads me to wonder what happens to those poor desert critters who have little or no grass at their disposal.Can't imagine where even an animal would enjoy eating SAND

Getting back to Borneo,isn't Malaysia part of that island(?),and I'm pretty sure that they had a rather forgettable tourney in Kuala Lumpur this year.Still,that's a name that's fairly well-known,so I'm wondering if Elena ever played there during one of her Asian swings.Unless she likes bucketloads of rain,I can't picture Borneo being high on her wish list for potential SSD destinations
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Old Dec 6th, 2012, 04:52 PM   #1008
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All systems seem to be behaving, as does our BGO, she will soon be on the hunt for Xmas presents and we all know what that means, it gets harder every year to hide then and it gets easier every year for her to get Alenyaa to spill about where they are, ho hum...
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Old Dec 7th, 2012, 05:27 AM   #1009
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All systems seem to be behaving, as does our BGO, she will soon be on the hunt for Xmas presents and we all know what that means, it gets harder every year to hide then and it gets easier every year for her to get Alenyaa to spill about where they are, ho hum...
Should we buy Elena some anticipatory baby togs as a present,just to 'get the ball rolling'?
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Old Dec 20th, 2012, 11:55 AM   #1010
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well, Pressies for the BGO are all bought and wrapped and hopefully well hidden, the tree is up, we are good to go on the Xmas front.

Hope everyone has a good one and we all continue to exist after this Friday and we will prepare for our 2013 season.
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Old Dec 20th, 2012, 06:03 PM   #1011
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well, Pressies for the BGO are all bought and wrapped and hopefully well hidden, the tree is up, we are good to go on the Xmas front.

Hope everyone has a good one and we will prepare for our 2013 season.
Deleted the nonsense portion because,as our guapa batender could tell you,Mexico has largely left the totem-worshipping lunacy in the past.

On to the present: Would you care to give us a hint on what Elena's gifts were,or is this a case where we stay tight-lipped to preserve our collective health?
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Old Jan 5th, 2013, 03:37 PM   #1012
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Well hey, look who's still alive...
Sorry to have been missing in action, guys, I just didn't get around to posting here lately...
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Old Jan 5th, 2013, 03:58 PM   #1013
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Thought Lena had thrown you overboard....
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Old Jan 6th, 2013, 04:30 AM   #1014
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Actually forgot to wish the BGO a Happy New Year(she likely adapted to that minor snag very well)....to all of you as well
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How did I end up here? Not too much going on in here either.
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No baby announcement from Elena yet;we'll have plenty to work on when THAT takes place
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Read an article on the WTA website the other day which seemed to insinuate that SvetaK had a longer career than her former FC teammates,Nastya and Elena,because she was mentally tougher.

Well,to be gentle,Sveta's prospects at motherhood aren't exactly burgeoning unless she's made plans at artificial insemination,so there's far less distraction there for HER in that area.If Maxim hadn't lucked out with Elena,the line of suitors for the BGO would be much longer than some of those bread lines in the old USSR
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Can you guys convince Lena to get on Twitter?
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Lena is as inscrutable as she is adorable.
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Can you guys convince Lena to get on Twitter?
Are you asking Elena to do it just because of that big stink of hype when t.o.b. finally joined?
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