[Maca.Lofish]

That's a good idea! after Maxim's injury today we have to keep Lena happy

[Dementinator]

Only foo placates the BGO and then not for long.

She does like her blue jeans however so it could work.

Will be back in Vegas tomorrow and in UK weds next week.

[fredlander]

Originally Posted by bruce goose

What IS that emoticon,anyway?Is that your oral technique for sucking the skin off a salami?

We come here for a diversion and to celebrate Elena;if your life is so fulfilling and meaningful(I'm speaking rhetorically,OF COURSE),then what are YOU doing here??

For comedy.

[mc8114]

Pool celebration!

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Dementinator

Only foo placates the BGO and then not for long.

She does like her blue jeans however so it could work.

Will be back in Vegas tomorrow and in UK weds next week.

Well,there haven't been any outbursts yet so,for NOW,our placating Elena techniques seem to be working...knock on wood.

....And,if I may offer a bit of friendly advice,try not to blow Elena's snack budget while gambling at those Vegas casinos

[bruce goose]

First off,I saw some comments about a pool party,and I'm quite sure that both male crewmembers and guests would approve of almost ANY idea that included chicas latinas in swimsuits

....And it's onward to Hong Kong! Elena's Russian buddy and Tokyo champ Nadia will be joining us for the trip as the world's most stunning imminent mom vicariously feels the thrill of victory in her ex-FC teammate's triumph.All are welcome to the Tokio victory party but anyone who wanted Polish Agatha to win would be well advised to keep that a secret or else face the wrath of the BGO

[mc8114]

Great win by Nadia
Bruce, I have a question why is Aga called Agatha?

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by mc8114

Great win by Nadia
Bruce, I have a question why is Aga called Agatha?

Actually,Merced,I'm fairly sure that her Polish-spelled name,Agnieszka,would be translated 'Agnes' in English,but I was just having a little fun.Sometimes,similar names have similar meanings,as with Abram('High Father')and Abraham('Father of Many Nations'),so I basically assumed that 'AGnes' and 'AGatha' were like that though,for all AYE know,they might be very different from each other.

Aye WAS serious,though,when I invited you and Ana to hang out by the pool in appropriate gear;you both might find 1 or 2 guys who'd volunteer to massage the sunblock protection onto you

[Danči Dementia]

me and swimsuit its out of the question

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Danči Dementia

me and swimsuit its out of the question

Si,pero ya prometiste que,si ganamos Argentina en la copa 2014,vas a` usar ropa edecan,hidalguense belleza brillante

[bruce goose]

Right then! With Elena's Hong Kong shopping spree complete,it's time to head toward the UK to get ready to pick up our REAL Cap'n.....assuming he didn't blow his flight fare in Las Vegas

[bruce goose]

As we rapidly approach the UK to pick up Cap'n Ross--and with Elena mellowing out for the moment--I welcome any input from those who are knowledgeable about shipboard equipment.If anything is out of order,NOW is the time for either quick,emergency repairs......or good excuses for a lack of vigilance,i.e.,trying to convince Cap'n Ross that you weren't piss-drunk while on duty

[Rix643]

That's going to be difficult...

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Rix643

That's going to be difficult...

Well,Rik,you'll be happy to know that,with the real captain set to return,my daily logs will come to an end.We'll let ROSS go back to dealing with the pressure of keeping Elena happy

[Dementinator]

Right then, I'm back, seems things have gone ok as far as I can tell....;

Feel free to keep up the daily logs if you wish, every good ship needs a "ships writer" so you can undertake that task if you like.

just spent 12 hours watching crap movies on a 7 inch screen on the back of someones head and attempting to eat inedible airline food.

such fun..