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Jun 12th, 2010, 11:59 PM
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Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
Tracy was right.  There should be one.
(What, is the title overboard? )
Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Centre Court (from 11.00hrs)
1. Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova
2. ATP: Greul vs. Haase (NB 12.30hrs)
3. Magdalena Rybarikova vs. Dinara Safina (NB 14.30hrs)
4. ATP: Giraldo vs. Chiudinelli (NB 16.30hrs)
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Q. Do you speak French?
JELENA JANKOVIC: A little bit. I don't want to speak French. I don't want to do anything. I am not in the mood now.
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Jun 13th, 2010, 12:09 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
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Originally Posted by redsonja
Tracy was right. There should be one.
(What, is the title overboard? )
Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Centre Court (from 11.00hrs)
1. Laura Robson vs. Dominika Cibulkova
2. ATP: Greul vs. Haase (NB 12.30hrs)
3. Magdalena Rybarikova vs. Dinara Safina (NB 14.30hrs)
4. ATP: Giraldo vs. Chiudinelli (NB 16.30hrs) |
Don't know if it's overboard,but I'd appreciate it if you could translate the intended meaning;I've never heard that usage before......Having said that,you certainly came up with a unique,unseen title  
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Jun 13th, 2010, 12:41 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
All it really means is, grass sucks. Which is not my personal opinion, but given that Dinara once said she'd be fine with it if they paved Wimbledon into hard courts, I figured it might accurately represent her take on the matter. 
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Q. Do you speak French?
JELENA JANKOVIC: A little bit. I don't want to speak French. I don't want to do anything. I am not in the mood now.
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Jun 13th, 2010, 12:48 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
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All it really means is, grass sucks. Which is not my personal opinion, but given that Dinara once said she'd be fine with it if they paved Wimbledon into hard courts, I figured it might accurately represent her take on the matter. |
Thanks for the explanation,Cristina ....I sort of guessed your intent but hadn't heard that precise terminology before...and given our Dinarik's mindset,your title is all the more appropriate.I'm all in favor of natural surfaces for football,baseball,etc. but,when it comes to tennis,I agree with those who find it dumb and bizarre....We don't have basketball,volleyball,boxing or sprint races on grass...so maybe we should let grass tennis go the way of the dinosaur
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Champion Ravens make epic run to the title
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All hail Grass Queen Petra ;supporting the #1 Sunshine Girl as she fights her way to Slam glory
Cheering on Marion as she sticks it in the face of Vichy cowards
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Jun 13th, 2010, 01:06 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
"My best on grass is equal to Venus' best on grass" 
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Jun 13th, 2010, 01:06 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
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Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.
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+1  And good luck Dinara! God bless you girl! Davai. 
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Jun 13th, 2010, 01:07 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
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"My best on grass is equal to Venus' best on grass" |
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Jun 13th, 2010, 04:36 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
Folks,I don't know any songs with the name 'Eastbourne' or 'Rosmalen',and I've never heard of any musical tributes to Wimbledon........but we DO have a 'Birmingham' tune...even though it's referring to Birmingham,ALABAMA...and not England......Anyway,it's the closest thing to a grass-court song that we're gonna get.So imagine some lovelorn ex-bf seeing  Dinara with her new hairstyle as she saunters beautifully onto the grass...and then he pays her this tribute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHvVX...eature=related
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All hail Grass Queen Petra ;supporting the #1 Sunshine Girl as she fights her way to Slam glory
Cheering on Marion as she sticks it in the face of Vichy cowards
Last edited by bruce goose : Jun 13th, 2010 at 01:29 PM.
Reason: typo
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Jun 13th, 2010, 05:55 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
Thanks Christina
a bit worried 
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Jun 13th, 2010, 05:55 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
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"My best on grass is equal to Venus' best on grass" |
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Jun 13th, 2010, 06:00 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
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"My best on grass is equal to Venus' best on grass" |
Dinara. 
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Jun 13th, 2010, 07:15 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
I like the name of the thread a lot .
I already drugged myself with painkillers so i'm ready for her match , i'll feel numb |
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Jun 13th, 2010, 08:24 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
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Admit it. The thing you're really curious about is her hair.
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(i hope she did more than cutting 2 cm of her hair...)
is there a livestream somewhere?
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Jun 13th, 2010, 08:32 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
There should be one ! You can see the Center court matches on the Unicef Open TV here . |
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Jun 13th, 2010, 11:36 AM
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Re: Grass is Ass: 's-Hertogenbosch and Wimbledon 2010
I feel like I should print this onto a t-shirt and wear it during Dinara's first round match in Wimbly
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