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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 08:37 PM   #61
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Wozniacki's raquet and now everyone hates me.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 08:42 PM   #62
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

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I, you know, bought, you know, Kim Clijsters' racket, you know, the one without you know a p stencil on it you know, cause, you know, she doesn't have a Prince contract, you know, so you know, she might switch rackets and this wont be her racket anymore you know, so really, you know, maybe in a few months, you know this won't be Kim's racket anymore, you know.
I hope not! Sounds like a real problem you got there.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 08:44 PM   #63
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Zvonareva's racket and it came wrapped in a towel.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 09:06 PM   #64
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I bought Wozniacki's raquet and now everyone hates me.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 09:30 PM   #65
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Rezai's racket and now my caravan can cross water.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 09:34 PM   #66
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Justine's racquet and it gave me cold sores
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 09:39 PM   #67
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I bought Justines racket but starting tanking Wimbledon semis because I was too scared to play the final.
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 09:44 PM   #68
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

As I said earlier, I bought Justine's racquet and as well as the cold sores, I've also been experiencing random hand spasms which make it look like I'm not ready. Thankfully very few people notice them and I can deny they ever happened .
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Old Apr 18th, 2010, 10:50 PM   #69
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I bought amelie's racket and now I'm a lesbian, yes even though I'm a man
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 01:46 AM   #70
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Mary Carillo's racquet and now I act more manly.
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 04:19 AM   #71
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

i bought Sharapova's racquet, and I hit over 10 DFs, but I actually thought I was serving pretty well.
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 05:04 AM   #72
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Rafa's racquet on a whim...and now my shorts keep getting caught between my cheeks.
The extra weight's got my knees hurting....
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 05:29 AM   #73
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

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I was going to buy Bartoli's racket, but since she's not tall and blonde I have no idea which one to buy.

I playtested Dulko's racket, but took it back.

Actually, I had to have a friend take it back. I was too sore to walk from being banged by so many ATP players.
Friend's contact info please?

Or maybe I should just get Jelena's and watch moby metamorphose.
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Old Apr 19th, 2010, 05:38 AM   #74
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

i bought jelena's racquet and finally hit puberty
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I bought Sania's racquet but got a wedding ring and death threats instead.
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