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Apr 18th, 2010, 03:34 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Steffi Graf's racket, and now my nose has grown a further inch.  |
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Apr 18th, 2010, 03:42 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I didn't buy any racket, but my hair is dropping out in clumps and I suddenly need a meth fix. Can anyone help me? 
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Apr 18th, 2010, 03:47 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
^ lol.
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Apr 18th, 2010, 04:16 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Bartoli's racket and now every time I'm about to lose, my racket forces me to retire.
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Apr 18th, 2010, 04:36 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Dementieva's racket and now suddenly everyone are interested only in my bangs 
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Apr 18th, 2010, 11:13 AM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
OMG some of you guys are just so funny it hurts 
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Apr 18th, 2010, 12:05 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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I bought Bartoli's racket and now every time I'm about to lose, my racket forces me to retire.
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You should trade it in for Alexandra Stevenson's racket... Oh, on second thought... never mind.
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Apr 18th, 2010, 05:19 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
Well I used to be the star tennis player in my family until I bought Venus' racket. Now my little sister is constantly kicking my ass and stilling all my glory.
That's why I'm now demoing new rackets. I tried playing with Zvonereva's racket but whenever I lost a few games I started sobbing uncontrollably.
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Apr 18th, 2010, 05:22 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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I didn't buy any racket, but my hair is dropping out in clumps and I suddenly need a meth fix. Can anyone help me? |
Try An Aggasi racquet
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Apr 18th, 2010, 05:25 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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I'm thinking of buying Elena's racket.
Do you think I'm past my peak and will never win a slam?
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Pure genius..lol!!!
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Apr 18th, 2010, 05:45 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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Pure genius..lol!!!
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Yes, well said.
Hope I can win Inaugural Tennisforum Championships 2010.
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A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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Apr 18th, 2010, 05:55 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
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Yes, well said.
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You're obviously not lacking in modesty, you must be using Federer's racket. Just don't let your head get so big it explodes and you ending up crying like a two-year old because your biggest rival bested you (yet again)... 
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Apr 18th, 2010, 08:05 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I, you know, bought, you know, Jelena Jankovic's racket, you know, the one without you know a p stencil on it you know, cause, you know, she doesn't have a prince contract, you know, so you know, she might switch rackets and this wont be her racket anymore you know, so really, you know, maybe in a few months, you know this won't be JJ's racket anymore, you know.
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Apr 18th, 2010, 08:15 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I bought Morita's racket and it explodes automatically when I am one set down so I am forced to retire the match
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Apr 18th, 2010, 08:34 PM
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.
I was going to buy Bartoli's racket, but since she's not tall and blonde I have no idea which one to buy.
I playtested Dulko's racket, but took it back.
Actually, I had to have a friend take it back. I was too sore to walk from being banged by so many ATP players.
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