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Sep 13th, 2009, 08:59 AM
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Everything's a MESS
The USO draw
The USO schedule
The weather
The USO officials(?)
Serena vs. Kim
Serena Williams' anger management
The mental stability of the "top" players
The sanity levels of anyone who calls themselves a "fan"
The rankings (apparently)
90% of the tours serve's
The Russians ability to capitalise on one-set leads.
Venus Williams' knee,
Venus Williams outside of the Wimbledon show-courts
JJ's wardrobe
... yet it's all strangely compelling.
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Sep 13th, 2009, 09:01 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
This has got to be the most entertaining tournament of all time  Never seen anything like it! |
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Sep 13th, 2009, 09:03 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Libertango
The USO draw
The USO schedule
The weather
The USO officials(?)
Serena vs. Kim
Serena Williams' anger management
The mental stability of the "top" players
The sanity levels of anyone who calls themselves a "fan"
The rankings (apparently)
90% of the tours serve's
The Russians ability to capitalise on one-set leads.
Venus Williams' knee,
Venus Williams outside of the Wimbledon show-courts
JJ's wardrobe
... yet it's all strangely compelling.
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I have a feeling that a certain someone will be adding a certain player's BANGS to your list. 
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Sep 13th, 2009, 09:04 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
Quote:
Originally Posted by &MichaelHeathhh.
This has got to be the most entertaining tournament of all time Never seen anything like it! |
I know; I don't know WTF is in the air at Flushing Meadows (besides rain) but the place and everyone in it has gone mad - off-their-trollies. - if you will.
And I feel guilty for finding the whole Serena semi sitch, more funny than anything else.
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Sep 13th, 2009, 09:20 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
JJ's wardrobe.  |
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Sep 13th, 2009, 09:22 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
It'll be the biggest mess ever (in TF in particular) if Caro somehow manages to push her way against Kim for the title. |
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Sep 13th, 2009, 09:24 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
I imagine the forum will go on meltdown and the server will overload for about 30 minutes while delicatecutter gets his head around it   (If Caro wins, that is.)
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My tits started producing milk as soon as I saw this foine motherfucker.
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Sep 13th, 2009, 10:20 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
RIP WTA Tour.  |
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Sep 13th, 2009, 10:26 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
Please win the title Kim, having Caro win would just be
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Sep 13th, 2009, 10:29 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
It was so FRUSTRATING and ANNOYING at times but it was also very ENTERTAINING.
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Sep 13th, 2009, 10:33 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
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Originally Posted by Libertango
And I feel guilty for finding the whole Serena semi sitch, more funny than anything else.
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Same here, it's simply the icing on the cake. 
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Sep 13th, 2009, 11:07 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
^plus this boards (inevitable) hysteria.
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Sep 13th, 2009, 11:44 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
If I wasn't so sad about JJ and Demented wasting such a fabulous opportunity for a title, I'd say this US has been hilarious. I hope the final doesn't disappoint (in terms of hilarity, of course), but I'm slightly worried since neither Kim nor Woz are particualrly prone to strange behaviour. 
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Sep 13th, 2009, 11:46 AM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
at least the line judge will be rolling in wealth once she sues Serena for damages
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Sep 13th, 2009, 11:51 PM
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Re: Everything's a MESS
Surreal, is the word.
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