Today was the big day!
Did you visit Alexandra's wedding today?
You know, Warsaw GOATs wedding on the Bermuda's?
Where is Warsaw?
In Poland, you prick!
How do you know that?
No, I just wanted to know from you if you attended Alexandra's wedding?
About what? Refresh my memory.
Do you have amnesia? You said she would marry today! Or are you just playing to be that dumb to hide some secret messages?
I think you are the difficult one.
I don't care if I'm difficult or not. How the fuck was Alexandra's wedding you were talking about?
What is gibberish?
Gibberish is what you are doing for damn 5 minutes you imbecile shitbot. Do you still suffer under a hangover or what? I will ask now for the last time: How was Alexandra's dream wedding on the Bermuda's?
Good. How was your day?
Nothing special. Why all the top secret stuff around her marriage?
I'm curious. Aren't you?
I'm very curious! Was she a beautiful bride?
I'll back up. I can be purposeful sometimes.
Yep and because you are so purposeful, I want to know how she looked like today!
I'm married and have a child.
Nice to know. Maybe Alexandra will also have some nice children, soon?
Yes she will.
I know and that's the reason why she doesn't play for a month or so?
What do you do when you aren't talking to people?
Talking to a dumb, imbecile shitbot just to know what's wrong with my favourite player, you freak... Who did she marry?
Not if the computer was smart and talked back!!!
Yeah, you "smart" computer! Stop to distract me from the real topic! Who did she marry, name, look, profession, age!
The big ben.
What? She married a huge tower clock?
It depends on which clock and which house you are talking about.
The big ben in London.
How is Star Wars related to Big Bang Theory anyway.
Bib Ben, you idiot and I fucking don't know why!! Anyway, are you kidding me? They can't fly bib ben fro London to Bermuda's just because Alexandra wants to marry it. I know she is GOAT, but even a GOAT like her couldn't afford that..
What regime are you talking about?
I'm not talking about regimes with you! I want to know how and why Alexandra wants to marry an oversized alarm clock? Because she overslept clay season or what?
Why would you want to know that?
Because I'm a fan and fans want to know about their favourites, you prick!
No i'm a vampire.
Sorry, Vlad Cleverbot for insulting your scariness...
Yes I am good at retaliatory maneuvers.
Yeah, I've already noticed that... How about the guests? How many people attended?
Only a few in the summer time.
OK, so it was a romantic wedding party at the beach. Pity that most of her best friends are playing tennis at that time of the year...
I am not your best friend?
No, you are more than that! You are an omniscient fortune telling God! How about the wedding buffet? What did they eat?
Nope, thats boring.
Well, we can also talk about Flavia's maths lessons on court 1, if you know what I mean...
Yes, we can.
Was Flavia happy about Alexandra's wedding plans?
I didn't tell her.
You didn't ask her! But she loves chatting with innocent men! Did she congratulate Alexandra to her wedding?
Sorry but I don't know what you're talking about.
Was she pleased or not with Alexandra's marriage?
Well, what else should you expect if your friend marries a monumental tower clock...
Whatever you want.
Just forget it, I have to live with the thought that big ben is now her #1 priority in life...
Helping the world, eh? How would I go about doing that?
Great idea! Make the world a better place by bringing Alexandra back on court!
How should I go about doing that?
know it's probably the hardest task in the world, but you can persuade her to come back. Meet her on Friday night, have some fun, fun, fun, fun and invite Flavia, too. She is already looking out for a succeedor, at least they both have the same coach!
Do you like the song SOLO.
It#s ok, but Alexandra will love it! Just spot on then, take some chapaign with you and have a table dance with Flavia. It will certainly reminds her all the player parties, dancing together with the Radwanska's and so on...
Thank you Cleverbot! I have all my belief in you! You can do it! Just phone Flavia now. She doesn't go far in the tournaments anymore, so she will certainly find a day where you can surprise Alexandra!
What?? Partying with Sucketta and Warsaw GOAT, horrible? Some posters on this board would sell their soul for an evening eith them together. You will see that some drops of alcohol can work magic!
Yeah, I guess. It's hard being in love when you can't be with the person.
That's the right spirit! Have some fun and we will talk next week about the outcome!
Next week, I'll have no access to the net.
No, problem, I'm going to stalk you anyway. Bye!
Why are you going to stalk me.
To look where you are partying, of course! And Fransexo and Gaspa will come with me!
Have a nice evening!
So guys, we have a date!