[young_gunner913]

lily

[Havok]

Ugh I keep on losing tight 3 setters!

[SARA-GOAT]

Breaking news: Deschanel arrested for attempted murder; checks into psychiatric ward

Reuters Things are not going very well for Emily Deschanel.

The intelligent, feisty, sexy, young woman was arrested earlier today for kidnapping and attempting to murder fellow RPG player, Leslie Hall.

Ms. Hall's body was found in the toilet of a shady bar. Miraculously, she has survived her injuries and is now on the path to full recovery.















According to a witness who wishes to keep his identity anonymous, when he approached the bathroom he heard ear-shattering screams and when he opened the door, all he saw at first was a furious Ms. Deschanel wielding a knife. When she became aware of his presence, Ms. Deschanel crumpled into a heap and began sobbing hysterically. When police came, all they could get out of her was, "I AM GOING TO KILL THAT NASTY OLD UGLY HAG! NO ONE MESSES WITH A DESCHANEL! LEAVE ZOOEY ALONE BITCH, GO CHOKE ON A DILDO!"



"It was somewhat difficult to get a coherent answer out of Ms. Boreanaz", Inspector Browk explained. "She was obviously very distraught. It still remains unclear what provoked her homicidal fit."

Interestingly enough, Emily Deschanel is set to play Miss Hall tomorrow. Though she is currently recuperating in a mental institution, some mysterious stranger has already paid bail, so Ms. Deschanel will be spared a stay in jail for the moment.

According to rumors flying on perezhilton.com, Ms. Deschanel was in fact having drug problems, and could potentially suffer from schizophrenia. Her psychiatrist, Dr. Sweets, has already explained that she will be allowed to keep playing on the RPG circuit, as she needs to get back into her normal life routine.

Please send your wishes for recovery to emilydeschanelisntacrazybitch@hotmail.com

[Daniela-Is-Mine]

My sis is great at PR!!!

[Kworb]

[Daniela-Is-Mine]

Zooey Speaks Out

After the arrest of her sister Zooey let out a press confrence explainin the real happenings of the night of the arrest.


"Emily was drugged... plain and simple... drugged. The drug caused monstrous attacks to come out of Emmy. I blame Leslie. I have the Police looking into this"

[northern lad]

someone has too much time on their hands

[Junzilla69]

This is classic.

[Kworb]

Second Round Results

Whitney Houston (Domon) def. Mariah Carey (BWLH)

6-4, 6-4

Match time: 1h34m

4 Aces 2
1 Double Faults 1
28 Winners 21
20 Unforced Errors 16
2/3 Break Points Won 0/2
67 Points Won 58


Leslie Hall (northern lad) def. Emily Deschanel (Thomas)

6-2, 7-5

Match time: 1h32m

3 Aces 3
1 Double Faults 3
25 Winners 22
16 Unforced Errors 22
4/5 Break Points Won 1/2
69 Points Won 53

[SARA-GOAT]

Article coming up and it won't be pretty

[Kworb]

Second Round Results

Zooey Deschanel (Matt) def. Britney Spears (Callum)

7-6(5), 6-4

Match time: 1h46m

4 Aces 5
1 Double Faults 3
26 Winners 26
25 Unforced Errors 19
2/6 Break Points Won 1/6
77 Points Won 71


Dinara Safina (Ivo) def. Serena Williams (Chris)

4-6, 6-3, 7-6(5)

Match time: 2h31m

10 Aces 10
4 Double Faults 2
41 Winners 29
33 Unforced Errors 30
1/6 Break Points Won 1/12
107 Points Won 106

[Kworb]

WTF @ Dinara

Huge stat point difference so I don't know what happened there

[SARA-GOAT]

Zooey
Serena

[Kworb]

Second Round Results

Carice van Houten (mehor) def. Venus Williams (Aaron)

6-2 ret.

Match time: 0h40m

1 Aces 3
0 Double Faults 0
12 Winners 11
2 Unforced Errors 8
2/5 Break Points Won 0/0
31 Points Won 23


Amy Winehouse (Zé) def. Kristin Kreuk (VC)

7-5, 7-6(3)

Match time: 1h47m

8 Aces 5
3 Double Faults 1
20 Winners 28
16 Unforced Errors 23
2/3 Break Points Won 1/1
73 Points Won 67

[SARA-GOAT]

Venus

Well done Carice.