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Old Feb 18th, 2013, 12:12 PM   #766
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

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Puchkova's are great





But I think I prefer her with her hair down

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^ I love how i cant see any of her buns in those pics, great job!
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How can you not see it in the first one?


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Are you seeing a picture that we don't or you don't know what "buns" are that are not food?
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I thought you were talking about hair buns I didn't bother to read the rest of the thread

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Old Feb 18th, 2013, 11:46 PM   #767
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Robson still has the court sense of Helen Keller. Plus the fact that she moves about as fast around the court as Britney Spears at the VMA's in 2007, doesn't help either.
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Old Feb 19th, 2013, 08:55 PM   #768
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Are you telling me that the adulation that Sloane received for slaying the "Wicked Witch of the West-Coast" was less than sincere?

As predicted, Sloane was simply an instrument for the haters to beat Serena over the head with. She's the tennis equivalent of a disposable razor. You'd love to buy that Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor. The thought of gripping the rubber grooves of its ergonomic handle, as five, pulsating, lithium-ion powered, stainless-steel blades glide nanometres over your skin is enough to make you soil your undergarments. But you're on a budget. And as such, you must settle for a £3.99 8-pack of BIC Twin Blade Razors.

You manage to get a week of decent shaving of out it - Not great, not extraordinary, but decent. You ignore its deficiencies, you begin to convince yourself that it's as good, if not better, than the £15.99 Gillette razor you couldn't afford.

Midway through the second week, you struggle to cut even the most frail and damaged of hairs, yet you still herald it as some sort of monumental victory.

By the end of the week, the razor is completely blunt, and shows zero cutting edge against the tougher hairs. It is at this point you realise that there is no denying the products poor build quality. Any successful results you might have had with it are proven to be complete anomalies and you're left with no choice other than to toss that ish in the bin.
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Old Feb 27th, 2013, 11:17 PM   #769
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"Lamedes Domugnez-Lolno"

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Old Feb 28th, 2013, 06:47 AM   #770
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OUCH, but one can't say that its target, one of TFs most visible and shameless bandwagon jumpers, didn't have it coming:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost....6&postcount=62


not to mention that he's a Caro hater now
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Old Mar 1st, 2013, 10:50 AM   #772
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Dislike:
1) Petra Kvitova aka Shitra " i hit 50.000 UES per match and i'm proud of that" Craptova: Overrated player, not the next big deal. Brainless player, no plan B. Weak HC player. Dull personality. Enough said/
2) Julia Goerges aka Julio "i want to kill someone in the crowd" Hypeges: Overrated and average player at best. Plays an uninteresting mindless baseline bashing game. Bad mentality on court in general and boring personality.
3) Sabine Lisicki aka Zarbine "i'm a brat" Lisucki: Weak player in every sense. Overrated player and game, technically very weak, can't keep the ball in play. Bad mentality on court and spoiled brat. Enough said/
4) Pauline Parmentier aka Frogline " i can't hit a backhand properly" Parmugtier: Awful player. Even my grandma hits a better bh. Clown of the highest order. No talent nor skills at all. Bad mentality on court and annoying personality. In love with a guy who could be her father.
5) Samantha Stosur aka Samugtha " i can't win a mug tournament" Shanksur: Robotic player. Can't hit a bh to save her life, shanks all over the place, overrated fh. Us Open win was a complete fluke. Dull and introverted personality.
6) Tsetana Pironkova aka Tslutana "i'm much better looking off court than on court, thanks to photoshop" Flukonkova: Overrated and very weak player in reality. Bad fh and tennis skills in general. I can't believe Venus lost against her several times, it's a huge shame.
7) Bojana Jovanovski aka Blindana " i dress like a slut according to Laura Robson" Jokevanovski: Weak brainless ballbasher, joke of a player most of the time. Weird attitude and lifeless personality on court.
8) Irina Falconi aka Ironica "i want to be number one" Failconi: Bad game and tennis skills for an arrogant player. Spoiled brat.
9) Lourdes Dominguez-Lino aka Lamedes " i have no shame for moonbaling" Domugnez-Lolno: Pretty lame and boring moonbaling game. One of the worst player and talent in the top 100. Makes even Cohen look like an aggressive player. Dull and uninteresting personality as well.
10) Alizé Cornet aka Alice "i'm a spoiled brat" Cornut: Weak player nowadays, too far behind the baseline, uninspiring/boring player most of the time but still a spoiled brat. The most important point is her on court attitude, has no respect for herself and toward her opponents with such a bad attitude, needs to improve her mentality.

Honorable mentions: Gajdosova (normally on my dislike list but with her family's tragedy...), Hradecka and Rezai and others...
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Zarbine Lisucki, WTF? Frogline Parmugtier/Tslutana Flukonkova/Blindana Jokevanovski/Alice Cornut, oh my goodness
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"Lamedes Domugnez-Lolno" is the best thing I've ever read on this forum.
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Old Mar 4th, 2013, 05:10 PM   #776
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Ironica Failconi and Lamedes Domugnez-Lolno are the greatest in that already GOAT post.
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

WTF is Lamedes Domugnez-Lolno

this is great stuff
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Someone should ask this Robin poster to make up names for the entire top 50.
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I still laugh every time at the 'lolno'
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