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Old Oct 27th, 2012, 04:49 PM   #751
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that guy(dencod) is stupid even though he is finnish
i mean, you dont see many stupid people from finland
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Old Oct 27th, 2012, 04:51 PM   #752
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that guy(dencod) is stupid even though he is finnish
i mean, you dont see many stupid people from finland
ikr? when i saw your comment few days ago i was just so behind you on that
but that comment really is beyond amazing
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Old Oct 27th, 2012, 04:56 PM   #753
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

yeah and its not the only hilarious from him/her i ve read in this forum!! embarrassing
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Old Nov 12th, 2012, 02:15 AM   #754
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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 09:09 PM   #755
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Fantastic result for the sport
Thanks Mugyr-Alzheimer for saving tennis once again
Always a good day for tennis when lisucki loses.
Lisucki is obviously hugely overranked as Hypeges: bad mentality, one-dimensional brainless ball bashing game, absolutely awful to watch.
The brainless ball bashing nonsense must be a German thing too: Lisucki, Hypeges, Brathel...
Fortunately, Kerbab is there for saving German Tennis from a new low: smart tennis, great defense with controlled aggression when necessary, complete player.
Hopefully, Lisucki drops out of top 50 sooner or later, she's not a top 50 player for sure, she can't play tennis.
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1) Petra Kvitova aka Shitra " i hit 50.000 UES per match and i'm proud of that" Craptova: Overrated player, not the next big deal. Brainless player, no plan B. Weak HC player. Dull personality.
2) Julia Goerges aka Julio "i want to kill someone in the crowd" Hypeges: Overrated and average player at best. Plays an uninteresting mindless baseline bashing game. Bad mentality on court in general and boring personality.
3) Sabine Lisicki aka Zarbine "i'm a brat" Lisucki: Weak player in every sense. Overrated player and game, technically very weak, can't keep the ball in play. Bad mentality on court and spoiled brat. Enough said/
4) Pauline Parmentier aka Frogline " i can't hit a backhand properly" Parmugtier: Awful player. Even my grandma hits a better bh. Clown of the highest order. No talent nor skills at all. Bad mentality on court and annoying personality. In love with a guy who could be her father.
5) Samantha Stosur aka Samugtha " i can't win a mug tournament" Shanksur: Robotic player. Can't hit a bh to save her life, shanks all over the place, overrated fh. Us Open win was a complete fluke. Dull and introverted personality.
6) Tsetana Pironkova aka Tslutana "i'm much better looking off court than on court, thanks to photoshop" Flukonkova: Overrated and very weak player in reality. Bad fh and tennis skills in general. I can't believe Venus lost against her several times, it's a huge shame.
7) Bojana Jovanovski aka Blindana " i dress like a slut according to Laura Robson" Jokevanovski: Weak brainless ballbasher, joke of a player most of the time. Weird attitude and lifeless personality on court.
8) Irina Falconi aka Ironica "i want to be number one" Failconi: Bad game and tennis skills for an arrogant player. Spoiled brat.
9) Lourdes Dominguez-Lino aka Lamedes " i have no shame for moonbaling" Domugnez-Lolno: Pretty lame and boring moonbaling game. One of the worst player and talent in the top 100. Makes even Cohen look like an aggressive player. Dull and uninteresting personality as well.
10) Alizé Cornet aka Alice "i'm a spoiled brat" Cornut: Weak player nowadays, too far behind the baseline, uninspiring/boring player most of the time but still a spoiled brat. The most important point is her on court attitude, has no respect for herself and toward her opponents with such a bad attitude, needs to improve her mentality.
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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 10:11 PM   #756
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Old Dec 2nd, 2012, 10:13 PM   #757
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10) Alizé Cornet aka Alice "i'm a spoiled brat" Cornut

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Old Jan 3rd, 2013, 04:46 PM   #758
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Honey, don't open up that can of worms. Does Sloane really want to draw the ire of The Lord with a game that basic? Serena gifted her service games left right and center, only stepping on the pedal when she needed(to close out the sets) out of kindness. This sourpuss act is only going to get her the Sharapova/Mauresmo treatment.
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She betta shut that ass up
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Didn't see the incident but technically there's nothing wrong in what she said, Serena is disrespectful, classless, fundamentally ignorant and unpalatable in almost everything she does, says, thinks...



Serena's come-on's where she threatens other players with her fist in their faces like in Wimbledon 2010 or when she does it openly in opponents faces to disrupt their games like Australian Open against Dementieva or Madrid againt Jankovic (or that other match against Vaidisova) -- Vika, Maria, Kerber... don't do such. Quit the nonsense.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2013, 06:12 PM   #759
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"you could show a movie on that forehead"

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Old Jan 4th, 2013, 10:55 AM   #760
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. I just laughed out loud in my office .
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Old Jan 4th, 2013, 11:41 AM   #761
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Old Jan 4th, 2013, 12:44 PM   #762
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"If WTA players were insects, Steffi would be a big, beautiful butterfly, and Kim Clijsters would be a cockroach."

That's still my all-time favorite.
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Old Jan 11th, 2013, 03:22 PM   #765
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

OUCH, but one can't say that its target, one of TFs most visible and shameless bandwagon jumpers, didn't have it coming:

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