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Old Jul 16th, 2010, 02:18 AM   #151
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After Justice4ALL wrongly predicted the US Open 09 SF

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I hope you didn't bet any of your food stamps on the Kim vs. Serena match! We'd hate for you to go hungry these next two weeks.
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There's no such thing as paper 'food stamps' anymore. Virtual money is stored on an electronic debit card that you need ID to use, ie, you can't use them as collateral in a bet.

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Oops!

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Lol. I'm not on food stamps, fwiw. Nice to see you judge others based on how much money they have, however.

You're human trash, but hey, at least you have money, right?
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Old Jul 16th, 2010, 02:20 AM   #152
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You shut the hell up, you don't know me.! KING, Bow down bitch cause i'm the shit! HOE! I know you see that big ass patch!
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Old Jul 16th, 2010, 02:24 AM   #153
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

Aaron if you dont stop digging through the graveyard
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OMFG.
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I never did like that girl. I forgot about that
I wanna change my name back.
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Here are some thought's on Andrea Parades first WTA match



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Aaron stop spamming pls
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Aaron stop spamming pls
No, please continue, I'm literally wetting my pants over here
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

This thread wont be legit until we get Lovefifteen's Jankovic locker room confessional. Pre-op tranny or something it was called. That may have been the single funniest thing Ive ever read on here.
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