I'd kiss any of them but I'm afraid I'd never be able to come up with a million dollars.
"It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off
me during the school term." - Mark Twain
"The noblest work of God? Man. Who found it out? Man." - Mark Twain
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." - H.L. Menken