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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 06:36 PM   #1
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 08:17 PM   #2
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is there any truth to this because i constantly bite my nails and bite my lips


#2. THE CURE FOR CANCER: The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER. We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection. Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine. We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet. But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 08:24 PM   #3
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is there any truth to this because i constantly bite my nails and bite my lips


#2. THE CURE FOR CANCER: The cure for cancer is actually the knowledge of the precise CAUSE OF CANCER. We already know the cures for cancer, mainly prevention and early detection. Also chemotherapy, radiation, surgery and alternative medicine. We also are acutely aware of the roles of carcinogens, environment, heredity and diet. But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the 'food' as 'self' and this causes a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus. When (and if) that cell goes to divide, it does so in a haphazard fashion, dividing into four instead of into two and the mutation continues. There is an interesting correlation to Christianity here. Jesus told us to "take His flesh and eat it." Now he wants us to know not to eat our own flesh in any way because it is deadly.
Lol.. no, it's completely made up. Whoever wrote this (and the rest of the article) should be institutionalized. Carcinogens cause cancer, and as far as I know, people aren't carcinogens
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 08:42 PM   #4
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Lol.. no, it's completely made up. Whoever wrote this (and the rest of the article) should be institutionalized. Carcinogens cause cancer, and as far as I know, people aren't carcinogens
can you back up what your saying somehow? i dont know much about cancer so i couldnt really figure out who is saying the truth or not. but is there any chance that what he could be saying is true? because if there i wouldnt bite my nail or my lips anymore.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 08:51 PM   #5
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http://www.cancerhelp.org.uk/help/default.asp?page=119

Here you go. Cancer is caused by carcinogens such as tobacco smoke, asbestos, etc., by genetic predisposition, by unhealthy diets (i.e. too many fats, too many processed foods, not enough fruits and vegetables), by some viruses (this only applies to a few types of cancer), and not by biting your nails. The process this guy describes of "the nucleus of the cell identifying the 'food' as 'self' and causing a 'circuit' to be blown in the nucleus" is completely pulled out of his ass. This is a guy who is selling Jesus's advice on E-Bay for $15,000. No one should take anything he says seriously. Don't worry, if ingesting DNA caused cancer, then nearly everything we ate would cause cancer.
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But he's got a 100% positive feedback so he must be telling the truth!
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But he's got a 100% positive feedback so he must be telling the truth!
I bet he spends all day online giving himself positive feedback. Or mabye it was Jesus.

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