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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 09:51 PM   #1
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Man sues Easter Bunny

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1801049.html


German sues Easter Bunny

A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.

Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.

Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.

"Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."

Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: "We will act upon the complaint with speed and diligence."
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Old Apr 12th, 2006, 09:55 PM   #2
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Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.

"Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."

Is this guy for real?
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Good for him

BTW easter bunny always scared me. He is the nightmarish representation of the Chocolate Lobby.
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it's not the Easter Bunny's fault blame the chocolate company!
and besides... where is the Easter Bunny anyways???

its like SUEING SANTA CLAUS!!! (and I'm sure some lunatic is gonna find a way to sue St. Nick)
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it's not the Easter Bunny's fault blame the chocolate company!
and besides... where is the Easter Bunny anyways???

its like SUEING SANTA CLAUS!!! (and I'm sure some lunatic is gonna find a way to sue St. Nick)
if this man wins, then I'll find a way to sue Santa
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it's not the Easter Bunny's fault blame the chocolate company!
and besides... where is the Easter Bunny anyways???

its like SUEING SANTA CLAUS!!! (and I'm sure some lunatic is gonna find a way to sue St. Nick)
As a matter of fact, civil action was brought against Santa Claus in 1998 in Orange County, California Circuit Court. The plantiff acused Mr. Claus of improperly touching him in a Santa Ana shopping mall in 1987, claiming to suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, an inability to bond with others, and intimacy issues as a direct result of the incident. In the civil complaint, the plantiff states that Santa Claus groped him, claiming to be checking to "see if he was sporting a candy cane" during what should have been a routine visit with St. Nick. Although he continues to deny the allegations, the father of Christmas settled out-of-court for an undisclosed amount of money before the matter could be brought to trial.
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if this man wins, then I'll find a way to sue Santa
And I will sue Jesus
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"The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.

"Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."


Handcuff his paws .Now I've heard everything
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He'll probably win this too
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