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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 05:52 AM   #1
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Elena D juicy goss

Well, believe this if you wish. DISCLAIMER: Lena D fans may find the next paragraph disturbing.

Someone I know (who used to be on the tour in 1999-2002ish) went to the movies with Lena D. Apparently in 1999, they were both training (including Vera Z) at the Cash/Hopper Academy in Australia. Then after 2 weeks, Elena asked him out to the movies and there's more...

but first I'll let you guys swallow this, or deem this as complete RUBBISH.

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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 08:50 AM   #2
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hehehe lucky guy..
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 03:03 PM   #3
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Well, there are two possibilities. The guy is telling a bit of fiction to try and impress people. Or, in 1999, Elena was a pretty typical late 20th-century teenager, if I see where this might be going.

Either way, it's not going to scandalize me or change my mind about Lena.
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 05:51 PM   #4
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Well, I don't think that anyone seriously expects a 24 year old woman to be squeaky clean in this day and age.
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 06:56 PM   #5
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Well, believe this if you wish. DISCLAIMER: Lena D fans may find the next paragraph disturbing.

Someone I know (who used to be on the tour in 1999-2002ish) went to the movies with Lena D. Apparently in 1999, they were both training (including Vera Z) at the Cash/Hopper Academy in Australia. Then after 2 weeks, Elena asked him out to the movies and there's more...

but first I'll let you guys swallow this, or deem this as complete RUBBISH.

Disturbing? Why? Because it goes against the (brilliant) character miffedmax created for Lena at the confrontation threads, that of the ditzy blonde ingenue?
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 07:05 PM   #6
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Lena just likes you to THINK shes the ditzy blonde..
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 07:07 PM   #7
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Lena just likes you to THINK shes the ditzy blonde..
Exactly.

Beneath that exterior, there's a chance she's actually a predator. And power to her if she is.

Eagerly waiting for the next instalment in ceiling_fan's gossip column.
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 07:23 PM   #8
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Well, I seem to remember she claimed she'd "never had a boyfriend" and was still allegedly a virgin in that time frame.

Neither one of which precludes the possiblity of some normal experimenting by a young person.
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Old Jan 26th, 2006, 07:38 PM   #9
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the other possiblity is that its all what is technically refered to as a great steaming pile of bollocks!
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the other possiblity is that its all what is technically refered to as a great steaming pile of bollocks!
Oh yeah, but it has two sides for me.

Or its a great steaming pile of bollocks, or it is true, i am just floating in between
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Hey come on he's passing on important information.


I mean, didn't she previously say that she didn't like watching movies???
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Hey come on he's passing on important information.


I mean, didn't she previously say that she didn't like watching movies???
But she did say she like "Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears."

So the real question on our mind is "How can I take Elena Dementieva to see "Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears" and make sure she had plenty of lip gloss . . .

You know, I just think of "lip gloss" as so '70s/early '80s, and for some reason it was supposed to be better with gloss.
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Old Jan 27th, 2006, 01:34 AM   #13
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OK. so Elena was 19 or something y/o, and the guy (keeping him anonymous for privacy reasons let's call him Spot) was 18. And he was one of the best juniors at the time in Aus. Now Elena told him that some other players were also going to go to the movies, but when they were about to go, she told him that everyone else cancelled last minute. Well, I think i was told they saw some Will Smith movie, and then during the movie, she put her hand on his leg and maybe stroked it a little bit. And then when it was a bit awkward, she said "are we more than friends" (somethign along those lines, obviously her english wasn't perfect) and then he said "just friends?" and then they were just friends. And when she left, they exchanged emails and he emailed her when she got to the semi's at the us open and she replied saying "thanks, i didn't think u'd email me. how's aus blah blah blah". I asked "Spot" why he didn't go for her, and he just said that she wasn't his type, and at the time, she came across as a bit... desperate. And yeah, I was very sceptical, but he told me that he has a video of him talking to her in the players lounge and stuff like that, asking her questions like "what do u think of safin" and interviewing everyone. I don't think the story is fabricated, but maybe exaggerated.
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If Elena's mother isn't sitting between them during the movie, the story is an obvious fabrication.
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and at the time, she came across as a bit... desperate.
This was the bit that got me. Still trying to figure out what to make of it. One thing is for sure, I was expecting to shrug this one off with a laugh, but it got me thinking.
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