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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 11:49 PM   #1
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New rap about Jennifer Capriati

"Comeback girl"
(Based on Gwen Stefani's Hollaback girl)

Uh huh, she'll be back
gotta get ready for the Cap attack

chorus
Several months shoulder's out of whack
but don't be counting out J-Cap
Cause she's the tennis comeback girl
she's the tennis comeback girl
Several months shoulder's out of whack
but don't be counting out J-Cap
Cause she's the tennis comeback girl
she's the tennis comeback girl

Uh huh, she'll be back she'll be back
uh huh, she'll be back, she'll be back

verse 1
Oh she heard some doubters talking crap
and they didn't think that she would hear it
people saying that she was done, that she would never come back
but when people doubt Jen, that fires her up, gonna make it back, gonna sock it to them
gonna get back to the top while the other gals bite the dust

repeat chorus

verse 2
Some people look at Jen and see
a real old hag who should be retired
even with the success of the even older Mary
yes Jen's shoulder is bum, but don't be glum, she will make it back she will kick some arses
she will not fade away, no Jen will never give up

repeat chorus

mini verse
no this is not bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
not bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
again, this is not bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
not bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

repeat chorus

the end
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Old Aug 18th, 2005, 11:50 PM   #2
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



You must be bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S... ...

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Old Aug 19th, 2005, 12:22 AM   #3
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Old Aug 19th, 2005, 12:44 AM   #5
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



You must be bananas...B-A-N-A-N-A-S... ...
coming from you that's a compliment I think.


Nice version of this song
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I was really tempted to make up a rap myself, but it would probably offend too many people.
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Great lyrics!

Come back, JEN!!!
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Yo, stay in your lane...I'm the originator of the tennis rap. I created several classics about the Queen Venus Willy...How dare you?
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