The way to achieve inner peace...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
> > >all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
> > >heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil
> > >proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
> > >you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started
> > >and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I
> > >finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle
> > >of Baileys, a bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreo's, the remainder of
> > >both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
> > >Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I
> > >feel.
> > >
> > >(GRIN)
> > >
> > >Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
Official Gangsta rappa of the Royal Court
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