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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 09:18 PM   #1
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Things Nastya will never say...

Ok, I got this from Justine´s thread and I loved the idea, cause you can be sure that there are other fan-groups which need even more fun than we do during this time...so let´s go, be creative and give us some of your best lines, faked interviews...which Nastya will never ever say under any circumstances...EVERYTHING GOES

Journalist: "So, tell us what´s your fave Grand Slam?"

Nastya:"Definetly the US Open. I mean what´s better than the US? Great food, great mentality. I wished my boyfriend was american."

Journalist: "Didn´t you say that you wouldn´t want to have an american boyfriend?"

Nastya: "I never said that and if so, I changed my mind...I do that every once in a while you know. I am as consistent in real life as I am on court. If I had an american boyfriend, I would marry him, so that I can finally get the american-pass I always wanted."

Journalist: "But you said you loved russia?"

Nastya:"Yeah I do, but I thought if I become number one in the world...uhm, I meant WHEN I become number one in the world, I can prevent that Jelzin dude from squeezing me to death with his bear-hugs, it´s so gross."

Journalist: "Number one in the world? You´re not even russian´s number one anylonger."

Nastya: "Last time I checked, I am number one in russia."

Journalist: "Actually Ma...."

Nastya: "Yeah, Mauresmo, I know she´s a fighter and it will be hard against her, but she´s such a choker. I will kick that male woman or whatever that is out of my way."

Journalist:Uhmmm...no, what about Maria?"

Nastya: "What the fuck about her?"

Journalist: "Ahh...she´s fourth right now, you´re fifth."

Nastya: "Shut the fuck off, what do you know? Why don´t you just ask me some typical journalist-questions, like "what´s the reason for the russian´s domination"?

Journalist: "Ok, so what is..."

Nastya "Wait, I have written it down...ok...Hard competition. A lot of us. Everyone wants to win against me cause I am russian number one."

Journalist: "I think you have to update your note."

Nastya:" whatever...at least I am the first russian who has ever won a slam and I am the first russian to have the chance to defend a slam title and I am the first russian who has ever become number two in the world and I am the first russian with a german coach and the first russian to have succesfully defend two titles in one year... and uhmm...the first russian player who has an Irish Setter back home and the first russian player who won a slam after she became 18 years old and..."

Journalist: "Yeah...uhm, right...that´s a wrap. Thank you very much and have fun playing at your fave Grand Slam this year, it can only get better than last year."

Nastya: "How can it get better? I´ve won Paris you dork!"

Journalist: "But you said that the US Open is your fave?"

Nastya: "Yeah, sometimes I even say that I like Maria...get the hell out of here!"


hmmm...I am tired, will try another one tomorrow
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 10:38 PM   #2
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Nastya: During matches my mind wanders and i think of the passionate nights of sex with coachy. he trained me really hard over the offseason. it was great.
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 11:32 AM   #4
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Oh come on people!!!
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 07:32 PM   #5
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Okay, I started a similar Lena thread, only I was to lazy to couch it as an interview. Please check it out in Gardens of Edem.

A few more unlikely Nastyaisms:

"I love the U.S. Open because I can play my matches at night. Under a full moon."

"Everybody knows I am the most level-headed, consistent player on the tour."

"More than any other player, I remind myself of Bjorn Borg."

"Now that I'm her new stepmom, I'm grounding Maria until after the U.S. Open."

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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 07:56 PM   #6
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"Now that I'm her new stepmom, I'm grounding Maria until after the U.S. Open."

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, those are funny!

Does Nastya really not like Americans?
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"I'm Lena's bitch, she's way too good for me, her serve is amazing"
"Dechy is really better than me, my 5 wins against her are all fluke"
"Australia is great, the crowd, the weather...I think I'll leave Russia"
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"Safin defeated Federer? hahahahah that dork is in the final? "
"I really enjoy watching wrestling, tennis is so boring"
"I like choking sometimes in my matches, it takes some of the pressure off"
"I hate tankers"

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, those are funny!

Does Nastya really not like Americans?
Hehe...no, she does like them, but she doesn´t really like the US, because of the food (btw I second that) and the US Open atmosphere (too loud, hotel´s too far away). She certainly doesn´t have a problem with americans; but she would never leave russia for any country
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