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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 12:01 AM   #121
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Serena when Pam [Shriver] asked her about all the letcords in her match w/Hingis 98 Lipton. Pam asked Serena if the net played a factor in the match to which Serena replied: "Yeah it was there the whole time"
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 12:42 AM   #122
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 01:11 AM   #123
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Pam Shriver: Martina, Louis Armstrong stadium has brought you so many wonderful memories. Are there any bad ones on this court that stand out?

Martina Navratilova: Yeah, losing to you bitch.
to which pam replied, "which time"
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 01:19 AM   #124
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Martina Navratilova: 1) (after Shaun Stafford dared to smile during their match) I wanted to tell her to cut it out and act like a professional.
shaun was so annoying that night, ill never forget it. she smiled the entire match from ear to ear i dont know if it was genuine or if she was trying to get in martina's head, but she almost beat her ass, it went to a close third
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 01:35 AM   #125
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[quote=Bradshaw#1]Pam Shriver: Martina, Louis Armstrong stadium has brought you so many wonderful memories. Are there any bad ones on this court that stand out?

Martina Navratilova: Yeah, losing to you bitch. [quote]

woah
was it on an interview on TV or something? She has guts. If I was Pam, I would have slapped her across the face with a racquet
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 01:43 AM   #126
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shaun was so annoying that night, ill never forget it. she smiled the entire match from ear to ear i dont know if it was genuine or if she was trying to get in martina's head, but she almost beat her ass, it went to a close third
I have that match on tape...how was that annoying? Shaun was fuckin adorable out there...Martina was just being a bitch since she lost a ton of money in that cohabitation lawsuit with Judy Nelson
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 01:47 AM   #127
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[quote=MinnyGophers][quote=Bradshaw#1]Pam Shriver: Martina, Louis Armstrong stadium has brought you so many wonderful memories. Are there any bad ones on this court that stand out?

Martina Navratilova: Yeah, losing to you bitch.
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was it on an interview on TV or something? She has guts. If I was Pam, I would have slapped her across the face with a racquet
No, Minny, the giraffe and martina are good mates and can get away with saying stuff like that to each other, however if Chris Evert had said that to Pam, now that would be a different story.
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 01:52 AM   #128
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No, Minny, the giraffe and martina are good mates and can get away with saying stuff like that to each other, however if Chris Evert had said that to Pam, now that would be a different story.
ooh i see. Thanks for the clear up

I was really surprised she would say such a thing to anyone and on TV...
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 02:06 AM   #129
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it's dictionary.

maybe you should get her to buy you one, and a brain, also
At least I know the meaning of the words I use. Not like everyone
Imagine Serena spelling hypochondriac

btw, my brain works fine, thanks for taking care

Ps : in french we do say dictioNNaire, I guess that's were my mystake comes from. If only those damn brits could write the words they've stolen from french correctly
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 02:12 AM   #130
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I don't get it, do Pam Shriver and Chris Evert really not get along or is it just a rivalry thing?? Anyone?
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Chris Evert: 1) (about the whole Graf-Seles debate) If someone had stabbed Martina, I would have won a lot more Slams, too.
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Old Aug 7th, 2004, 02:23 AM   #132
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At least I know the meaning of the words I use. Not like everyone
Imagine Serena spelling hypochondriac

btw, my brain works fine, thanks for taking care

Ps : in french we do say dictioNNaire, I guess that's were my mystake comes from. If only those damn brits could write the words they've stolen from french correctly

Best just to ignore SJW, this was a peaceful funny thread before he entered, I think it is just ignorance to correct people's spelling mistakes especially when their first language is not english.
In Sweden they also start to learn english at a much younger age than they do in France and English is less difficult for a swede to learn than a French speaker. SJW is just downright rude and arrogant.
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OMG Chris! Soooo wrong yet fuckin hysterical.

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I don't get it, do Pam Shriver and Chris Evert really not get along or is it just a rivalry thing?? Anyone?

Pamela Shriver is a regular poster on the board, suggest you go to her Church of Pam thread and you willl find out the truth
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