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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 06:12 PM   #46
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 06:17 PM   #47
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 06:19 PM   #48
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'I can express myself a bit more tennistically on the court'

Pam Shriver when asked about the steffi-Novtna wimbledon final' At what point did you realise Jana had chocked'

Pam 'When she hit a volley that nearly landed in the royal box'
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 06:22 PM   #49
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dont know what she was talking about but it made me laugh
Kim was talking about, you know, womens tennis, and, well, stuff
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 07:14 PM   #50
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this isnt so much a players quote as it is a newspaper headline about Karolina Sprem.

"Suffering from a low Sprem count"!
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 07:16 PM   #51
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:07 PM   #52
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"Can you shut that baby off" - J. Cap
thought there was the word "fucking" between "that" and "off"
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:13 PM   #53
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Kournikova playing an itf event, "boooh, i'm so scared" when the chairman explain to her that she could receive a penalty point because of the time she used between the game....

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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:17 PM   #54
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"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."

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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:25 PM   #55
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this is such a good thread, have just started working and made me laugh.

anyone got any classic hingis quotes?

my favourite is, MH,"Want me to serve first or break you?" to LD
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:30 PM   #56
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Not a quote so much as a statement - Jen cracking open a beer on court after she won New Haven last year
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\Serena when Pam [Shriver] asked her about all the letcords in her match w/Hingis 98 Lipton. Pam asked Serena if the net played a factor in the match to which Serena replied: "Yeah it was there the whole time"
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anyone got any classic hingis quotes?
I'm not sure who this was directed towards but Martina H once said

'I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the other women in sports.'
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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 08:35 PM   #60
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there's another classy one:

"I don't talk to anyone ranked below me." - Monica Seles when she was ranked #1.
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