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Old Aug 5th, 2004, 03:22 PM   #31
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Ivan Ljubicic: "He is Andy Roddick, we are in the States, and if somebody says something bad about him, then it's a big boom. I'm sorry if he's expecting everybody's going to like him. He thinks he's the best, the greatest, the most beautiful. But that's not the case...I mean, generally, I don't like him. I mean, not me, nobody in the locker room likes his acting on the court."

I thought that was pretty funny.

"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."

A classic from Kim Clijsters
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serena: i think i'm a hypochondriac--you know, someone who is always getting sick. yep, that's me. if you looked up the word "hypochondriac" in the dictionary it would say serena williams. ( wimbledon 2001, a hypochondriac is someone who always THINKS she is sick but is actually healthy)
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"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."

WHAT the HECK was she trying to say there?!
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"You know, nobody is invincible, except for God. We'd be in real trouble if he was playing. He would beat everybody 6-0 6-0"
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Ivan Ljubicic: "He is Andy Roddick, we are in the States, and if somebody says something bad about him, then it's a big boom. I'm sorry if he's expecting everybody's going to like him. He thinks he's the best, the greatest, the most beautiful. But that's not the case...I mean, generally, I don't like him. I mean, not me, nobody in the locker room likes his acting on the court."

I thought that was pretty funny.

"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."

A classic from Kim Clijsters
That is so, so, so, bad what the heck was she trying to say anyway.
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"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."

A classic from Kim Clijsters
dont know what she was talking about but it made me laugh
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Originally Posted by Joana
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"You know, nobody is invincible, except for God. We'd be in real trouble if he was playing. He would beat everybody 6-0 6-0"
Alex anything she says is pure genius, i love this girl
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"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."

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