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Aug 5th, 2004, 03:22 PM
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Ivan Ljubicic: "He is Andy Roddick, we are in the States, and if somebody says something bad about him, then it's a big boom. I'm sorry if he's expecting everybody's going to like him. He thinks he's the best, the greatest, the most beautiful. But that's not the case...I mean, generally, I don't like him. I mean, not me, nobody in the locker room likes his acting on the court."
I thought that was pretty funny.
"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."
A classic from Kim Clijsters 
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Aug 5th, 2004, 03:28 PM
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not in exact words....
serena: i think i'm a hypochondriac--you know, someone who is always getting sick. yep, that's me. if you looked up the word "hypochondriac" in the dictionary it would say serena williams. ( wimbledon 2001, a hypochondriac is someone who always THINKS she is sick but is actually healthy)
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Aug 5th, 2004, 03:39 PM
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Aug 5th, 2004, 03:47 PM
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"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."
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WHAT the HECK was she trying to say there?!   
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Aug 5th, 2004, 04:36 PM
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Paola at Wimbledon a couple of years back had a big arguement with a lines judge, then a couple of points later hit a ball in anger which hit the back fence millimetres away from this line judges head, realising this looked bad for her she went to apologise, but came out with something along the lines of "Oh, no, I didn't mean it! If I had meant the ball to hit you, it would have hit you!" rotfl!! |
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Aug 5th, 2004, 04:37 PM
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Alexandra Stevenson
"You know, nobody is invincible, except for God. We'd be in real trouble if he was playing. He would beat everybody 6-0 6-0"
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Aug 5th, 2004, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Joana
Alexandra Stevenson
"You know, nobody is invincible, except for God. We'd be in real trouble if he was playing. He would beat everybody 6-0 6-0"
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LMFAO!
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Aug 5th, 2004, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by veera
Ivan Ljubicic: "He is Andy Roddick, we are in the States, and if somebody says something bad about him, then it's a big boom. I'm sorry if he's expecting everybody's going to like him. He thinks he's the best, the greatest, the most beautiful. But that's not the case...I mean, generally, I don't like him. I mean, not me, nobody in the locker room likes his acting on the court."
I thought that was pretty funny.
"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."
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That is so, so, so, bad what the heck was she trying to say anyway.
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Aug 5th, 2004, 04:45 PM
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Aug 5th, 2004, 04:53 PM
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Aug 5th, 2004, 04:54 PM
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Pam Shriver: Martina, Louis Armstrong stadium has brought you so many wonderful memories. Are there any bad ones on this court that stand out?
Martina Navratilova: Yeah, losing to you bitch.
Reporter: Serena, you just beat Yvette Basting in 32 minutes. What took longer, the match or your hair?
Serena: You want the truth? My hair (laughs).
Maureen Drake (during a match): Come on, what kind of call is that? I'm not out here for shits and giggles you know.
Umpire: Code violation, language abuse, warning Ms. Drake
Maureen Drake: What, I can't say giggles?
Reporter (to Jeff Tarango): As the older player, you don't feel like it's your role to go up to the younger players and talk to them?
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Aug 5th, 2004, 05:09 PM
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Serena :retard: wow American and Dumb 
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Aug 5th, 2004, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by veera
"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."
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 dont know what she was talking about but it made me laugh
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Aug 5th, 2004, 05:43 PM
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Alexandra Stevenson
"You know, nobody is invincible, except for God. We'd be in real trouble if he was playing. He would beat everybody 6-0 6-0"
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Alex anything she says is pure genius, i love this girl
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Aug 5th, 2004, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by veera
"You know, I know that in a lot of Grand Slams I think, you know, women's tennis, you know, I mean if you watch -- you know, I'm in the committee of the WTA and, you know, we get a lot of the results back from the Grand Slams and stuff. And, you know, women's tennis, at the moment, I think is a little bit more popular I think, if you compare them to, you know, whatever, TV ratings and stuff like that."
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ROFL!! You know, I miss Kim's press conferences!!
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