Favorite: Elena Dementieva
Cutest: Elena Dementieva (i love the combo of a regular grunt with that WHOOP sound)
Loudest: Monica Seles
Weirdest: Venus Williams (sounds like a constipated donkey)
Most Fake: Maria Sharapova (she only grunts sometimes... like come on, if you grunt you grunt you cant fake that)
Elena Dementieva Current Ranking: #5
2006 Single Win/Loss Record: 42-14
2006 Doubles Win/Loss Record: 15-10 Winner(2): Tokyo Pan Pacific Open (Tier I), JPMorgan Chase Open (Tier II)
Finalist(1): Pacific Life Open (Tier I)
If I grunted like half these dames do, I'd get fired. You can't grunt like that when making a movie or doing a play, the director will fire you, unless you're doing "The Monica Seles Story" but I'm too old to play her, and I only play the leads. It's not like I'd agree to do the Esther role or something.
They should take the reporters from the National Enquirer, the Star, and USWeekly and make them hunt down the terrorists. They would find the terrorists. All of them.