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Jul 26th, 2004, 06:42 PM
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Location: USA
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Tennis Grunts
Favorite: I dunno
Cutest: Jelena Dokic
Loudest: Serena Williams
Weirdest: Venus Williams (she sounds like a meanderthol or a T Rex
Most Fake: Maria Sharapova (she use to grunt 10 seconds after making contact with the ball  |
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:00 PM
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Beware Of The Dog, Bitch.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: LAX, JFK & LHR.
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Fave: Monica
Cutest: Dokic
Loudest: Serena, Sharapova, Seles
Weirdest - hard one, although Venus' is strange, but i LOVE IT!
Most Fake: No1 (IMO)
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Women's tennis sucks.
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: my own little world
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Fave: Venus
Cutest: Petrova
Loudest: Tie between Monica and Maria
Weirdest: Schiavone
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:06 PM
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2013.
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: 2013
Posts: 49,102
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Favorite: Šprem
Cutest: Šprem
Loudest: Sharapova
Weirdest: Dokic
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by iLuVenuSerena
Weirdest: Schiavone
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Second that
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:08 PM
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Location: United States
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Favorite: Elena Dementieva
Cutest: Elena Dementieva (i love the combo of a regular grunt with that WHOOP sound)
Loudest: Monica Seles
Weirdest: Venus Williams (sounds like a constipated donkey)
Most Fake: Maria Sharapova (she only grunts sometimes... like come on, if you grunt you grunt you cant fake that)
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:17 PM
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Location: Monaco
Posts: 6,963
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favorite: Kournikova, Schett
cutest: Harkleroad
loudest: Bovina
weirdest: Schiavone
most fake: Hows a grunt fake?
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azarenka - pavlyuchenkova - li - jankovic
paszek - rus - kanepi - kuznetsova - garcia - stephens - mladenovic
karatantcheva - larcher de brito - voegele - lim - wozniak
mary pierce - forever #1
vaidisova - kournikova - golovin - henin
the boys - federer - gasquet - del potro - haase - nishikori
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:22 PM
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Location: new zealand
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I still think the Williams screeches when They are hitting fairly safe overhead smash winners are engineered for crowd effect. (now I'm gunna get it!)
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:25 PM
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Location: Monaco
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I LOVE it when Serena grunts while hitting a drop shot lol.
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azarenka - pavlyuchenkova - li - jankovic
paszek - rus - kanepi - kuznetsova - garcia - stephens - mladenovic
karatantcheva - larcher de brito - voegele - lim - wozniak
mary pierce - forever #1
vaidisova - kournikova - golovin - henin
the boys - federer - gasquet - del potro - haase - nishikori
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:39 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Divorce Courts
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Fakest: Meg Ryan. So don't want what she's having.
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:42 PM
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Beware Of The Dog, Bitch.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: LAX, JFK & LHR.
Posts: 22,055
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Originally Posted by Pamela Shriver
Fakest: Meg Ryan. So don't want what she's having.
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Sorry Pam, never had the plaesure of seeing you play 
Did you grunt?
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Women's tennis sucks.
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Go Rafa.
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Waiting for Shirley
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If I grunted like half these dames do, I'd get fired. You can't grunt like that when making a movie or doing a play, the director will fire you, unless you're doing "The Monica Seles Story" but I'm too old to play her, and I only play the leads. It's not like I'd agree to do the Esther role or something.
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:45 PM
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 Team WTAworldSenior Member
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Location: Salt Lake City, Utah
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The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!
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0009..Eternal Follower of Golden Girl
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:51 PM
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Location: chismo
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interesting stats there
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Jul 26th, 2004, 07:53 PM
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Team WTAworldSenior Member
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I know... Maria has the loudest... but it is understandable why...
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