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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 08:59 PM   #1
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any1 like joan rivers?

hehe shes so great ...when she do live from the red carpet its fantastic...shes so funny two
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 09:03 PM   #2
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she is very funny. Altough sometimes she says people have on ugly outfits and I wonder, girl, who dressed u today
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She is ok, but I avoid her on the Red Carpet. All the really big celebrities avoid her. Her plastic surgery is good, her face does not move, but it looks natural. I have more movement in my face, but I do not look as young.
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I can't stand her.
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 09:13 PM   #5
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i am so in shock...i think this is the first time that barrie do not like a woman
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I remember her whole routine about her friend Hiedi Abromowitz...
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Well... seeing as she has just registered here then I better be nice about her! She is very "unique" looking...
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Hey kids, Joan's here. Can we talk?!

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She is ok, but I avoid her on the Red Carpet. All the really big celebrities avoid her. Her plastic surgery is good, her face does not move, but it looks natural. I have more movement in my face, but I do not look as young.
Helen Lawson, as I live and lipo, is that you? Last time I saw you, you had more chins than the Chinese telephone directory and you were chewing the scenery in Gypsy! Ethel Merman was rolling in her grave after that performance - and it caused a 6.4 tremor on the Richter Scale. What do you mean you avoid me on the red carpet? Last time I saw you on a red carpet you were underneath Ernie Borgnine and sucking gin off an ice cube!

Kids let me tell you, Helen is the only woman in the business who never had to worry about birth control - she just kept the light on and that did the trick!
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you're funny!
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sometimes she annoys the hell out of me...

Oh Joan's here...hi Joan
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hehe shes so great ...when she do live from the red carpet its fantastic...shes so funny two
She is tired, old, ugly and her jokes are boring.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 12:10 PM   #13
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Helen Lawson, as I live and lipo, is that you? Last time I saw you, you had more chins than the Chinese telephone directory and you were chewing the scenery in Gypsy! Ethel Merman was rolling in her grave after that performance - and it caused a 6.4 tremor on the Richter Scale. What do you mean you avoid me on the red carpet? Last time I saw you on a red carpet you were underneath Ernie Borgnine and sucking gin off an ice cube!

Kids let me tell you, Helen is the only woman in the business who never had to worry about birth control - she just kept the light on and that did the trick!
Thanks, babe. That must be been Neely you saw with Ernie, dear. I had her do a distraction so I could sneak around you and Melissa. At least I had the good sense to keep my children out of showbiz if they had no talent.

Funny, Anne Welles called about 10 years ago. Her apartment is near mine in Manhattan. She and Lyon were "in the mood" and she did not have any birth control and wanted some advice. I sent over a TV Guide with you on the cover. Brilliant, no?
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 01:47 PM   #14
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Thanks, babe. That must be been Neely you saw with Ernie, dear. I had her do a distraction so I could sneak around you and Melissa. At least I had the good sense to keep my children out of showbiz if they had no talent.
Hey Helen well done for keeping your kids outta the biz (although not outta the tabloids). You worked out yet who the fathers are? That could take a while!

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Funny, Anne Welles called about 10 years ago. Her apartment is near mine in Manhattan.
You mean Anne Welles is slumming it on the Lower East side too?!
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Whooo...Bitch fight....

Joan...can you do some of your Hiedie Abromowitz routine for me?
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