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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 09:42 AM   #1
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Gisela, The Lesbian Slayer

Gisela Dulko destroyed Martina Navratilova and the 'rumoured to be lesbian', Conchita Martinez in this year's RG

Is her game really that great?

Or did she seduce the tour's lesbians to win her matches?

Nonetheless, she's indeed a photogenic gal
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 11:30 AM   #2
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When Gisela plays those Lessie girls
the sight of Her makes them gasp
She really makes Their hormones rage
and the match slips from Their grasp
Their feet are heavy, at this stage
and Their breath begins to rasp
Conchi couldn't play Her famous moonball
Navrat wish Her shorts weren't a size too small
so if You are inclined that way, it may not be a small pity
but when You face across the net ,an opponent so very pretty
You'll end up beaten,sweaty and hot, and oh so very shitty!!
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 11:35 AM   #3
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When Gisela plays those Lessie girls
the sight of Her makes them gasp
She really makes Their hormones rage
and the match slips from Their grasp
Their feet are heavy, at this stage
and Their breath begins to rasp
Conchi couldn't play Her famous moonball
Navrat wish Her shorts weren't a size too small
so if You are inclined that way, it may not be a small pity
but when You face across the net ,an opponent so very pretty
You'll end up beaten,sweaty and hot, and oh so very shitty!!
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THEN...
Lindsay Davenport = Linda
Anastasia Myskina = Amy
Conchita Martinez = Coma
Shahar Peer = Shape
Alicia Molik = Almo
Sofia Arvidsson = Soar
Maria Vento Kabchi = Maven
Magdalena Maleeva = Mama
Rennae Stubbs = Rest
Anne Keothavong = Anke
Tamarine Tanasugarn = Tata
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Old Jun 1st, 2004, 12:53 PM   #4
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Dulko made Navvie and Conchi horny?
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