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The SS Dementieva, New Horizons

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#1 ·
Welcome to The new SS Dementieva thread, her new role and her new adventures.
Lena is still very much with us and always will be, playing or otherwise, she needs her fans now as much as ever as she undertakes a new chapter in her life.
One day, we may also be needed in action again too, but until then, heres where Lenas dedicated band of followers can come home to, as does the wonderful Lena herself.

Crew, please take up your positions.
Lenas going to be a busy girl in the comming months, so will we..

Refits will start shortly.
 
#952 ·
Elena showed some subtle signs of longing for the old days,so that's why I set the auto-navigation controls for the Premier event here in Tokio.....Have fun in Idaho--if that's possible:p--this week,but I'm fairly sure that it's landlocked so we won't be swinging your way out there anytime soon....She'll be ready for you when you return:angel:
 
#955 ·
Of course it does. And it will for quite some time to come! :)
 
#956 ·
Those noises coming from the bilge are NOT a cute Swedish tennis player who I didn't stuff in there after she lost to Errani again.

I just want to clear that up.
 
#959 ·
Mr. Goose, do you have a life outside this forum? :hysteric:


Bunch of screwballs! :cuckoo:
What IS that emoticon,anyway?Is that your oral technique for sucking the skin off a salami:lol:?

We come here for a diversion and to celebrate Elena;if your life is so fulfilling and meaningful(I'm speaking rhetorically,OF COURSE:p),then what are YOU doing here??:lol:
 
#960 ·
Seriously,crewhands,Tokio is almost over and I was thinking about another Asian destination,Hong Kong,as a shopping paradise that might placate Elena....any good suggestions are welcome,though:angel:
 
#965 ·
Well,there haven't been any outbursts yet so,for NOW;),our placating Elena techniques seem to be working...knock on wood:angel:.

....And,if I may offer a bit of friendly advice,try not to blow Elena's snack budget while gambling at those Vegas casinos;)
 
#966 ·
First off,I saw some comments about a pool party,and I'm quite sure that both male crewmembers and guests would approve of almost ANY idea that included chicas latinas in swimsuits:cool:

....And it's onward to Hong Kong! Elena's Russian buddy and Tokyo champ Nadia will be joining us for the trip as the world's most stunning imminent mom vicariously feels the thrill of victory in her ex-FC teammate's triumph.All are welcome to the Tokio victory party but anyone who wanted Polish Agatha to win would be well advised to keep that a secret or else face the wrath of the BGO:eek:
 
#968 ·
Actually,Merced,I'm fairly sure that her Polish-spelled name,Agnieszka,would be translated 'Agnes' in English,but I was just having a little fun.Sometimes,similar names have similar meanings,as with Abram('High Father')and Abraham('Father of Many Nations'),so I basically assumed that 'AGnes' and 'AGatha' were like that though,for all AYE know:angel:,they might be very different from each other.

Aye WAS serious,though,when I invited you and Ana to hang out by the pool in appropriate gear:cool:;you both might find 1 or 2 guys who'd volunteer to massage the sunblock protection onto you;)
 
#971 ·
Right then! With Elena's Hong Kong shopping spree complete,it's time to head toward the UK to get ready to pick up our REAL Cap'n.....assuming he didn't blow his flight fare in Las Vegas;)
 
#972 ·
As we rapidly approach the UK to pick up Cap'n Ross--and with Elena mellowing out for the moment--I welcome any input from those who are knowledgeable about shipboard equipment.If anything is out of order,NOW is the time for either quick,emergency repairs......or good excuses for a lack of vigilance,i.e.,trying to convince Cap'n Ross that you weren't piss-drunk while on duty;)
 
#974 ·
Well,Rik,you'll be happy to know that,with the real captain set to return,my daily logs will come to an end:angel:.We'll let ROSS go back to dealing with the pressure of keeping Elena happy:p
 
#975 ·
Right then, I'm back, seems things have gone ok as far as I can tell....;

Feel free to keep up the daily logs if you wish, every good ship needs a "ships writer" so you can undertake that task if you like.

just spent 12 hours watching crap movies on a 7 inch screen on the back of someones head and attempting to eat inedible airline food.

such fun..
 
#976 ·
Cap'n,if I may make a suggestion,you might wanna try flying Southwest Airlines--if you haven't already--when you're travelling by air in the States.I go via that airline almost every time I fly out of El Paso to see my family in Baltimore.It won't compare with flying VIP in a private jet,but the folks usually endeavor to make the flights comfy and pleasant as the attendants often tell jokes with the passenger instructions to lighten the mood.

As for the lousy movies,well,I think we're virtually doomed in that regard with any long-term means of transportation.When I've taken the bus line from my home state across the border,the films are crappy enough in quality,but that's made even worse when the movies are dubbed into Spanish instead of being done with subtitles.As Ana could tell you,what's so pathetic is that the voice-dubbers COMPLETELY fail to capture the spirit of the scene.A character might be totally irate and yet the usually-dorky-sounding dubbed voice makes it seem as if the person were ordering house paint over the phone.

Honestly,I feel that you and Mikey do a decent job of describing our daily events aboard the SSD...plus there are a LOT of others who have seniority over me here...plus Elena:angel: doesn't do anything scandalous to draw attention to herself in her retirement,so that makes my job as her promotions/propaganda officer that much more of a challenge.Besides,if you let ME tell stories,you might read a fiction about Dushevina and Kirilenko wrestling on the beach as they argued about who got to serve as Lena's #1 bridesmaid:p....and THAT wouldn't necessarily be appealing to our gals or wholesome for our visiting youth:angel:
 
#977 ·
Unfortunately only Virgin Atlantic fly direct from the UK to the places I wish to go in the Yoo Ess.

crap as the movies were, not entirely Virgins fault as they were all current cinema releases, I found another more interesting thing to ogle at, the flight Attendant named Carla, she was indeed a wonderful sight, tall, dark and gorgeous, almost made the 11hrs enjoyable.

Anyhoo, gotta pop down to medical and see if they have any jetlag pills in stock, 20 plus years I have been doing this and it aint getting any easier.
 
#982 ·
Ross, i don't think you see my post before, but i am ready to take up my job as 2nd in command again, have some big personal issues in my family, very dark days that lie behind me... see dani's thread for more details.. But as said i am able to take small tasks step by step again.. so i'm available again ;)
 
#984 ·
Just a little, and welcome back Mat, the wheel house hasnt looked quite the same lately..

Glad things are looking better for you and your family.

(Still got pissing, arseholing, bollocking, fucking, bastarding jet lag)
 
#987 ·
Indeed, wheel house is literally a mess, time for some clean up, and ross, i need to find the time but i'll mail you this week... thanks for the fine words you posted, this aint what i expected when becoming uncle...

Time for me to seek for my cabin and get some good sleep... i'll be back! ;)
 
#988 ·
Danči Dementia;22305702 said:
Feliz cumpleaños to our lovely doctor:hearts:


hapy birthday Maca :hug:
Indeed,Maca,Feliz Cumplean~os a` ti:),and you probably deserve a powerful,unforgettable Latino Muzzle Kiss for your b-day.Unfortunately for you,it's likely that you don't have any Latino males in your neighborhood,but an Italian could serve you well,too.Here's a highlight reel for you to gander: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3yzk7AyHk

The last one is the best,an absolute classic which demonstrates that even a hot-tempered chica latina will blissfully surrender when her juicy lips are smothered correctly:cool:,so good luck on getting your first LMK one day and,in the meantime,have a great day with your family and friends:kiss::wavey:
 
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