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Old Jul 24th, 2014, 05:59 AM   #991
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OUCH, but one can't say that its target, one of TFs most visible and shameless bandwagon jumpers, didn't have it coming:

http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost....6&postcount=62
This is a gem.

The whole thread is actually.
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Old Jul 24th, 2014, 04:09 PM   #992
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This is a gem.

The whole thread is actually.
that thread won Jimmie TWAT 2013
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Old Jul 29th, 2014, 02:55 PM   #994
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THE IMPORTANT PRINCESS IS QUITE REFINED AND CULTURED!!!



OH MY!!! OH MY!!! OH MY!!! THE PINK IS GLORIOUS AND PERFECT
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Parents can be idiots. When I was 11 and 12 my father and his second wife thought I had a urinary problem because my underwear kept getting stained. The thing was that after ejaculation I would had some residual semen that would come out later. Although I eventually found that urinating would clear that I didn't develop the strategy of drinking a lot of liquid until later (to induce urination) so when I'd put my underwear back on I would get some extra semen that would stain them. Sometimes it would take like 20 minutes to come out I think, so it wasn't like I could just sit around and wait a long time to get dressed.

So, not only did they not have enough sense to think that it could be ejaculation, they couldn't tell the difference between a semen stain and urine. They also thought I was an idiot who peed my pants. Those two were not the brightest bulbs. I'm glad that I didn't live with them. I suppose my mother had enough brains because she never said anything about it. Although, if I had been her, I would have at least bought me black underwear.

There is nothing wrong with masturbation and I'm not the only person who has the residual semen issue. However, I didn't talk about it with anyone because I was brought up to know that people preferred to ignore sexual issues and pretend that young people are sexless.
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So he grew up becoming such a joyless person because he was suspected of having had a urinary problem when he was young? Tragic.
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Where is this thread?
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in a thread about a teen who commited suicide after being caught masturbating.
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Old Jul 31st, 2014, 05:52 PM   #1000
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First off, that is outfit is smoking! Second, I saw right away where Serena has lost some lbs!! When lbs come off, they come off
the whole unit!! I am an exercise nut, and everybody ask me what exercises to lose inches off their waist!! I tell them that it has to come
off the whole unit!! and most any cardiovascular exercise will do it!!

IMO, Serena looks better now that she has shed some weight!! Serena is the middle prefered body type!! She has big bones!! If she doesn't control her weight, she will blow up!!
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She has lost weight!!!

Also, your comment proves me correct on a lot of things!!

The point of people looking at the same subject, and have vastly different opinion on that subject and they ALL BE CORRECT!!

I think the outfit is awesome. You think otherwise, we are BOTH CORRECT!!

That is the main reason those LOOK threads are bullchit, and vehicles for discrimination!!
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Old Jul 31st, 2014, 06:11 PM   #1001
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Old Aug 1st, 2014, 10:06 PM   #1002
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Oh please, Vika in Tokyo was a damn drama queen, all she had was a sore throat, and acted as if she had fire ants in her shirt and a bum leg. A sore throat does not stop you from running or hitting a ball, just stopped that annoying as hoot from happening, so stop acting as if her "illness" hindered her physically. Venus was beating this girl before the Vika "illness" and injury comebacks. And to say "Would be good to see them play when both are fit an healthy" Which is bull since Venus's illness never goes away, just maintained, so she'll never be completely healthy.
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