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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
That CoolDude7 sounds like Carrie White's mother 
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May 9th, 2013, 03:48 PM
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
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Originally Posted by toxina90
That CoolDude7 sounds like Carrie White's mother |
I am deadddd 
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Bitttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You Better Pay It Honey! The Devil Is A Liar!!!!! Bitches Get Interviews And Shit? Where They Do That At Honey? Girls Are Late Honey!!!! The Queen Needs To Get Into It Honey Cause The Girls Is Late Out Here! Yes Honey Im Throwing Epic Shade!
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May 9th, 2013, 03:49 PM
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
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Originally Posted by CoolDude7
Please listen to me, and know the truth if the words I speak benefit you or if it will lead you to sin! People have different gifts. I had always wondered what my gift was until I recieved it! Does this mean I am better than anyone?? NO?? But listen to your spirit when I tell you I am one of the witnesses that the Bible speaks of. The spiritual plane is VERY REAL. The Living light is real as God shows me almost every night along with visions of Heaven, and demons. This comes V.I.A. The Holy Ghost baptizing and showing me what is wrong and the real consequences. Still don't believe me??
I've always had homosexual desires, so I am not here to judge or condemn. I am here to be a witness. There is salvation for everyone but you must have faith and step into the fact that JESUS carried your sins to the cross. Come into this fact and live how he would want you to live. Treat your bodies like a temple.
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So many gems  I would love to know what "via" is an abbreviation for.
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Bitttchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You Better Pay It Honey! The Devil Is A Liar!!!!! Bitches Get Interviews And Shit? Where They Do That At Honey? Girls Are Late Honey!!!! The Queen Needs To Get Into It Honey Cause The Girls Is Late Out Here! Yes Honey Im Throwing Epic Shade!
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May 9th, 2013, 03:50 PM
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
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That CoolDude7 sounds like Carrie White's mother |
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May 11th, 2013, 04:10 AM
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
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Originally Posted by Aaron.
Re: Serena on Sloan's comments: I'm a big Sloane fan
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May 12th, 2013, 12:25 AM
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Look who's back!
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
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Originally Posted by Pops Maellard
Sean on what Serena's serve and Whitney Houston have in common  . |
OMG!  I made this thread. So proud!
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May 12th, 2013, 10:25 AM
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
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Originally Posted by toxina90
That CoolDude7 sounds like Carrie White's mother |
O.M.G.
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May 18th, 2013, 02:11 PM
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
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A top 5 player winning a game. Someone get her a medal  . |
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Originally Posted by Miss Atomic Bomb
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yes, she is pressed that Martha won a title and will get again much more coverage in press than Serena for her Charleston's beatdown of mugs.
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
About MTF:
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Originally Posted by Direwolf
When I joined there, I was recruited in a gang.
And they told me to promote a player again and again.
And I had an enemy here, over there he was my good friend, he doesn't know who I am.
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?
Dire
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Originally Posted by VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
LOL you know it's Olympic season when people on a tennis message board discuss having sex with archers.
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