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Old Jul 28th, 2014, 06:45 PM   #1216
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What? Elenas good looking? is she? I cant say I have noticed.
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Old Jul 28th, 2014, 07:21 PM   #1217
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What? Elenas good looking? is she? I cant say I have noticed.
You've noticed SEVERAL chicas recently in your desperate search for a stopgap Elena substitute. The POINT was that Max was visiting a thread where LOTS of different eye-candy gals were being chatted about, and he put in a strong word for the BGO. As her official propaganda director, I had to heartily approve that message.

If you'd like a nominee, how about young Garbine Muguruza? She's HALF Latina, with one parent from Venezuela and the other from white Spain and, so far, seems to have a pleasant, likable disposition. She's a lovely 6' tall while striking a healthy medium between scrawny and the clunky, bulky Davenport type...with a pretty mug, of course. Like a young BGO, Muguruza has shown a slight tendency to suffer monstrous collapses when she loses control of a match, but she wins far more than she loses and already has a tourney title and some high-ranked scalps under her belt....including the #1-ranked, wannabe referee killer

Successful chicas Latinas have been fairly rare in recent Singles competition. There WAS Gisela Dulko of Argentina who, prior to getting married, was rather infamous for having a bedroom as an official ATP tour stop. That, of course, disqualified her from being ANY sort of BGO substitute. Muguruza is still young; apparently, no scandals at this stage yet not QUITE ready for Elena-type status
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Old Jul 28th, 2014, 08:12 PM   #1218
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I want to like Garbs, but that would mean making a truce with Zamboni, something that can never happen.

Of all the players I'm supporting now, I guess Katya Makarova is probably the closest to Lena. Except for the bit about her being a huge Myskina fan.

The bottom line is, of course, there is only one divine goddess of feminine perfection, and searching for a substitute is pointless. That is why I am at peace with my noisy, bratty, musically tone deaf, bangless (but also leggy and beautifully honkered) Victoria. Sure, she's unworthy to carry Lena's rackets, but she's entertaining as hell and paid touching tribute to the Sublime One in the retirement video.
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Old Jul 28th, 2014, 08:59 PM   #1219
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Of all the players I'm supporting now, I guess Katya Makarova is probably the closest to Lena.

noisy, bratty, musically tone deaf, Victoria. Sure, she's unworthy to carry Lena's rackets, but she's paid touching tribute to the Sublime One in the retirement video.
Katya will probably put on weight in all the right places after she's had a couple kids. She's likely one of those pretty-faced, skinny gals who get smokin' hot in their 30s and 40s

Vika often, yet not always, speaks in a disinterested monotone and, while I'm sympathetic to the repetitiveness of interviews, she could do a MUCH better job of disguising her bitchy annoyance. Her voice isn't nearly as boring as Stosur's, though. I've heard that war criminals in many countries are tortured by being handcuffed to chair arms and forced to listen to a marathon of Stosur interviews...and they're given stimulants to rob them of the refuge of nodding off to sleep.

Vika is a good role model in several respects(such as going from choker to champion), though and, you're right, she deserves LOTS of bonus points for paying proper tribute to Elena
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Old Jul 28th, 2014, 09:14 PM   #1220
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My Madonna/Whore complex is really more of a Madonna/Bitch complex. Lena is the ultimate madonna (especially now with Baby Veronika ) and Vika is a perfect bitch .

I think Katya is gorge right now.

For a mere mortal.

Of course she can't compare to Lena, but then who can?
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Old Jul 29th, 2014, 03:52 AM   #1221
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My Madonna/Whore complex is really more of a Madonna/Bitch complex. Lena is the ultimate madonna (especially now with Baby Veronika ) and Vika is a perfect bitch .

I think Katya is gorge right now.

For a mere mortal.

Of course she can't compare to Lena, but then who can?
I'm not familiar with that particular complex, Max. Which school of psychology did you get that one from?

Facially, Katya certainly is outstanding. I've seen her right after a match, with her hair tied back and zero make-up on, and even THEN she can make some overrated so-called supermodels--like Roddick's brainless trophy wife--look like they belong on a dog food bag. Further, she seems very pleasantly low-key and likable(as are several other Russian WTA'ers, actually...something wonderful in the water there, maybe).She has nice height but, unless you have pictorial evidence to the contrary, she hasn't quite filled out that long frame yet.

If Elena had had any knack for doubles, the two of them could have been gorgeous partners and probably close friends, too
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Old Jul 29th, 2014, 04:24 PM   #1222
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Elena made two grand slam finals and won the YEC in doubles, so her and Ekat coulda tore it up.
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Old Jul 29th, 2014, 04:31 PM   #1223
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Well, I really blew it on that one, then. I don't recall seeing that many dubs results from Elena in the latter years when she achieved most of her best singles glory......but maybe that was just a lack of perfect attentiveness on my part
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Old Jul 29th, 2014, 06:05 PM   #1224
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It's easy to get distracted when watching Elena.
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