[shoparound]

Originally Posted by $uricate

I really hope a traumatic bikini wax doesn't keep her from defending her AO title

Gosh that would be just be so bad.

[RVD]

Originally Posted by rjd1111

Serenaitis is going around already

Serenaitis -

Chances are you have contracted Serenaitis if ...

...Upon viewing scheduled draw and after seeing Serena Williams's name in your 'opponent' column,
you experience the following symptoms:

* Cold sweats before the beginning of the match (even in freezing temperatures)
* Acute anxiety, followed by fear, worry, uneasiness, and dread,
* Arrhythmia,
* Sudden Onslaught of Schizophrenia,
* Deciding on a walk-over even after defeating your previous opponent by a comfortable margin (i.e: 6-1, 6-0),
* Delusions of 'hope' that you will defeat a far superior player,
* Sudden loss of motor control after coin toss,
* An abrupt and unrelenting desire to take a piss, even after running dry; or incontinence during change-overs after being broken for the 3rd time in the first set alone.

If you have experienced one or more of the following, you should quit your profession and have a baby, or blame loses on bad fitting shoes or a shoulder injury.

[acelovesvenus]

Funny how this thread got more replies than it would've if they actually played lol

[moby]

^That picture of Serena clasping her hands in your signature juxtaposed with that.

[Dominic]

Originally Posted by bandabou

Ah Domi, you're soo funny. The torture is you having to say something GOOD about Serena. What a dumbo is this guy at times.

You really have a problem I'm not a weirdo like you, I don't like Serena for stuff she did and some traits she has, I have no problem saying she's had a good career or she has a great serve

You really are something

[Brad[le]y.]

Originally Posted by Vikapower

Had you used all the elements to propose an answer -- you'd see that...

I justified this by saying that if we anticipate a bit to the fact that Victoria will strike her true peak in some time and will be defeating Serena soon consistently [just like Djokovic did in 2011 against Nadal] then the word 'owned' doesn't truly apply there because we know Victoria will level off the H2h [just like Djokovic did against Nadal when he stroke his peak].

We don't know to which extent Victoria's peak is and it could be greater than what we've ever seen before so if it happens, she'll necessarily level off the H2h which invalidates the fact that she's owned.

For that, I gave you the example of Djokovic, pre-peak he was 13-5 or something to Nadal, in-peak 8-0, the H2h was like 15-13 or something, don't have the true numbers. So using Djokovic's experience as an example, saying that Victoria is owned turns out being more false than true knowing that she still has her true peak to strike.

so how would she match-up against the Serena she played at the Olympics? Just curious.

[Pump-it-UP]

Originally Posted by moby

^That picture of Serena clasping her hands in your signature juxtaposed with that.

[sakya23]

Why risk an injury right before the Australian Open? No player should ever play if they feel it will jeopardize themselves

[marineblue]

Originally Posted by sakya23

Why risk an injury right before the Australian Open? No player should ever play if they feel it will jeopardize themselves

Well,so going by this logic when should they play? 4 or 5 times a year?

[bandabou]

Originally Posted by Dominic

You really have a problem I'm not a weirdo like you, I don't like Serena for stuff she did and some traits she has, I have no problem saying she's had a good career or she has a great serve

You really are something

a good career, huh?! 15 majors only gets you a 'good' career nowadays?!
Then I guess 4 majors would be called a 'non'-career?!

Ah Domi, DOmi...