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Old Aug 10th, 2014, 02:24 PM   #1231
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Re: The SS Dementieva, New Horizons

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The only woman hotter than Elena is Elena with bangs.

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Sounds a bit as if you were impeaching her sense of style...but I'll let you explain that to Elena yourself
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Old Aug 11th, 2014, 06:26 PM   #1232
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No, Elena is being a humanitarian. Back when she had bangs so many people were being struck dead by the awesome impact of her divine perfection that she had to turn it down a bit.

She's always so kind and thoughtful of others.
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Old Aug 12th, 2014, 02:24 PM   #1233
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No, Elena is being a humanitarian. Back when she had bangs so many people were being struck dead by the awesome impact of her divine perfection that she had to turn it down a bit.

She's always so kind and thoughtful of others.
You needed almost a full day to think up a tactful response.....and you shouldn't drink so much while on duty: It's "tone" it down. 'Turn it down' is what hotel staff does to a bed.....Though that may have dawned on you after you sobered up

You've persuaded me to adopt the charming Katya as an Elena stopgap, though she could still fill out a bit more.....but if she ever starts getting passed around as an ATP trophy slut, that will obviously disqualify her. She would also take a back seat on the bus if Elena came out of retirement, of course
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Old Aug 12th, 2014, 03:46 PM   #1234
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Katya is a good girl from all reports I've heard.

Not as good as the Holy Virgin Mother Elena of course.
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Old Aug 13th, 2014, 01:59 PM   #1235
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Katya is a good girl from all reports I've heard.

Not as good as the Holy Virgin Mother Elena of course.
Well, according to the Bible, even Mary had more kids the NORMAL way after Jesus was born, and there's certainly no shame in a gal's procreating with her husband.

I wouldn't expect Katya to live in a convent, but there's a difference between 'having a life' and being in the black book as an "easy quickie" for at least 10 swishy ATP punks. Katya is old enough for us to say that she would've already acted sluttily by now if she had been so inclined.

Part of what makes Elena so admirable is that--even when she had those childish-looking bangs--she was so immensely desirable yet never fell prey to any of hairy-assed tennis' sleazy predators. To me, such self-possession makes an outwardly-attractive gal even more beautiful
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Her bangs were PERFECT.
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Old Aug 14th, 2014, 10:07 PM   #1237
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Agreed; amongst all women on the planet who had childish-looking bangs, Elena's were the best
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