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Old Nov 13th, 2013, 01:20 AM   #31
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I feel really optimistic about 2014.. She's basically in the exact same position she was at the start of 2013, which can be put down as a year of learning and now she can get down to business.
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Old Nov 16th, 2013, 10:18 PM   #32
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Why, why, why is Laura about the only player never seen in a bikini? Just been flicking through the thread in GM and getting jealous of basically every other player being there. Needs correcting.
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Why, why, why is Laura about the only player never seen in a bikini? Just been flicking through the thread in GM and getting jealous of basically every other player being there. Needs correcting.
The Slut Slayer doesn't wear bikinis!

PS - Some said on twitter that Laura moved in with Jamie Hampton.

I know they watched a movie together... but thought that was it.
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Why, why, why is Laura about the only player never seen in a bikini? Just been flicking through the thread in GM and getting jealous of basically every other player being there. Needs correcting.
She's English, there's not many chances to be photographed in a bikini here. Either she's training, the weather's not good enough to even consider wearing a bikini (unless you're someone like me who doesn't feel the cold) or she's somewhere else in the world where there's more famous people for the paparazzi to stalk photograph. Also, Laura strikes me as someone who's very good at controlling her image. Right now she's being depicted as the hard working (one day off a week), innocent (never had a boyfriend) teenage princess. Bikinis don't fit that image. Or to put it another way, when Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel, she wasn't twerking with Robin Thicke. Same logic applies here.

Also, what are you jealous of? Do we really need more posters/idiots (why am I pretending there's even a difference*?) drooling over her and only watching her matches because of her looks? *He says to the PhD student.

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PS - Some said on twitter that Laura moved in with Jamie Hampton.

I know they watched a movie together... but thought that was it.
It could be that they're sharing a house temporarily while Laura's in Florida. Gotta be an improvement on a lonely hotel room after a long, hard day. But then, being punched in the face would be a step up in my books.
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Old Nov 17th, 2013, 08:32 AM   #35
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The Slut Slayer doesn't wear bikinis!

PS - Some said on twitter that Laura moved in with Jamie Hampton.

I know they watched a movie together... but thought that was it.
Haha I saw that, no they're not moving in together, it was just a misinterpretation of the movie date tweet. Someone else saw it and misread it as 'moving in date' so Jamie jokingly replied that Laura hadn't mentioned this to her and Laura jokingly replied that she'd better tell her mum she was ditching her for Jamie Which is interesting in that it tells us that Laura's mum is presumably over in florida with her atm. Coach hunting perhaps?
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Old Nov 17th, 2013, 11:39 AM   #36
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She's English, there's not many chances to be photographed in a bikini here. Either she's training, the weather's not good enough to even consider wearing a bikini (unless you're someone like me who doesn't feel the cold) or she's somewhere else in the world where there's more famous people for the paparazzi to stalk photograph. Also, Laura strikes me as someone who's very good at controlling her image. Right now she's being depicted as the hard working (one day off a week), innocent (never had a boyfriend) teenage princess. Bikinis don't fit that image. Or to put it another way, when Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel, she wasn't twerking with Robin Thicke. Same logic applies here.

Also, what are you jealous of? Do we really need more posters/idiots (why am I pretending there's even a difference*?) drooling over her and only watching her matches because of her looks? *He says to the PhD student.
Oh I get why there aren't any, I was just moaning about it Most pics don't come from the paparazzi (apart from the top few players), instead players post their own pics online. Laura definitely has a pretty well controlled 'good girl' image and wouldn't post those kind of pics herself. I'm not saying that isn't a good idea, once you go down that line you can open a whole new can of worms that you may regret. I was just commenting from a purely selfish point of view that I would be quite interested in seeing some of those pics Madison, Puig, Sloane, Donna and Genie have all made appearances and IMO Laura's hotter than all of them (though many may disagree with that )

Oh and if you want a good laugh (or something to put you off your lunch) this was linked to on a Murray forum the other day, I cringed so hard I think I'm still cringing now, god fanfics are awful

http://archiveofourown.org/works/937578
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Bikini? Close enough... I guess. She's wearing one underneath I think?








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Laura's never been pictured in a bikini and i've never seen her in a skimpy outfit either. KeysisGoat is probably right about it being an image thing but doesn't she wear a crucifix around her neck? Could be something to do so with her religous beliefs and upbringing, unless of course it's just a fashionable piece of jewellery.
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Oh I get why there aren't any, I was just moaning about it Most pics don't come from the paparazzi (apart from the top few players), instead players post their own pics online. Laura definitely has a pretty well controlled 'good girl' image and wouldn't post those kind of pics herself. I'm not saying that isn't a good idea, once you go down that line you can open a whole new can of worms that you may regret. I was just commenting from a purely selfish point of view that I would be quite interested in seeing some of those pics Madison, Puig, Sloane, Donna and Genie have all made appearances and IMO Laura's hotter than all of them (though many may disagree with that )

Oh and if you want a good laugh (or something to put you off your lunch) this was linked to on a Murray forum the other day, I cringed so hard I think I'm still cringing now, god fanfics are awful

http://archiveofourown.org/works/937578
I don't disagree about her looks. Most fanfics are bad, but harmless (and besides, it's a creative outlet for people who want to write. Let them write crap they'll be ashamed of in a few years). Since this involves real people rather than characters it's probably less gloriously bad, and more creepy. I'm going in...

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Bikini? Close enough... I guess. She's wearing one underneath I think?

She's wearing a bikini top... underneath a t-shirt and shorts. It counts though, I suppose.

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Laura's never been pictured in a bikini and i've never seen her in a skimpy outfit either. KeysisGoat is probably right about it being an image thing but doesn't she wear a crucifix around her neck? Could be something to do so with her religous beliefs and upbringing, unless of course it's just a fashionable piece of jewellery.
It could very well be a religious thing. I don't know enough about Laura's beliefs to comment.
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Fan-fic of tennis players? Secretly browses the tag.

Yep. Roger slash Rafa... Rule 34.
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Anyone here get in on the Twiter Q&A she did today?
I actually asked: 'How do you have such perfect teeth?'
Her reply: 'I had a proper shark mouth when I was younger. Spent a lot of time at my dentist.'
Ah, so that was the question you asked. I was soooo hoping you were the one who asked Laura if she'd prefer a "hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck".
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Hmmm I suspect 1 horse sized duck would shit less, but since it would in fact coat an entire car, never mind anything else. So I think I'd rather have the duck sized horses.
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Hmmm I suspect 1 horse sized duck would shit less, but since it would in fact coat an entire car, never mind anything else. So I think I'd rather have the duck sized horses.
I do believe that's also the option Laura chose. So your in good company.
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Believe it or not that fanfic is the tip of the ice berg. Here's another fanfic disguised as sports journalism from The Guardian newspaper (warning: involves horses, English country mansions and love triangles)

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blo...en-jane-austen

Also back in 2010 I used to browse a forum called 'Murray's World' and there was a topic about Andy and Laura at the 2010 Hopman Cup with over 100 replies full of juicy gossip and speculation like if she was the reason he split with Kim and what Andy got Laura for her birthday , even Caro Woz got involved:

http://www.murraysworld.com/columns/article/15209/
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Wow Bally just retired....
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