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Old May 23rd, 2013, 12:16 PM   #856
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Old May 23rd, 2013, 01:35 PM   #857
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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

At least all of the responses in here to the Nadal quote made me laugh.
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lmao. RVD acts like he knows everything about everything. It doesnt take long to expose him if you just let him type out his long winded posts full of italics and underlines and if you're really lucky, different colors.
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Old Jun 6th, 2013, 12:15 AM   #859
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I don't mind Azarenka but she had to beat Vaselina, Back, Cornut, SuckVione and Kirilolko to reach semifinals at RG on her weakest surface so a lucky draw with good match-ups for her (like Radwanska had an easy draw to reach quarters as well).
I can't see her win this tounament, Serena and Sharapova are clearly better than her on clay.

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Re: Funniest quotes of all time from WTAworld?

Robin can't come up with something better than Kirilolko? I'm disapponted.
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Just love Serena.Good times, injury time, mad times, just love this women whom fought all her life threw diversity.Death etc,etc.
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Old Jun 9th, 2013, 02:52 PM   #862
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I'm still completely unsure whether sweetpeas is a really good troll or just really... well you know.
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Old Jun 27th, 2013, 06:21 PM   #863
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Serena Williams ACES Djokovic BEST MALE RETURNER IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME TWICE in a game




Im sorry but it is RIDICULOUS TO STATE Serena williams could not beat a top 10.

Regarding groundstroke, this is another myth that the men hit at wondrous pace: THEY DONT. There's typically a lot of slicing in the men's game which makes it difficult to generate pace. If she can send the ball deep in the court, she also slows down play and can force a short ball and pounce on it. It's not that difficult. The third ingredient here is angled balls. The only man I know who can create the magnificent angles serena can conjure out of nowhere is Wawrinka, with his stunning backhand. A good angle is enough to dispatch any player, male or female. I believe she would stand her own, she is too good.

IT IS A MYTH MEN AVERAGE OVER 110MPH who comes up with that shit. Men DO NOT hit serves over 110 mph REGULARLY INSIDE THE SERVICE LINE! This is nonsense. The only player that does on average currently is Tsonga ON FIRST SERVE. His second serve hoovers around 100, and federer's around 90mph. Serena Williams SERVED 3 ACES AT 124MPH AGAINST SHARAPOVA in the last french open IN A SINGLE GAME, and she said in the press conference, she simply willed herself to ace, CITE ANY OTHER PLAYER MEN OR FEMALE WHO CAN DO THAT. 3 ACES AT 124MPH on average.

Serena technically has a much more sound forehand and backhand, she would hold her own against any man in the top 10 easily.

Regarding the forehand and backhand, it's not because lately she doesn't hit it as hard as she can that she can't hit it harder, please watch this



She hits harder than most men WHEN SHE WANTS TO! Her backhand is just splendid, I dont need to expound on this.

REGARDING KARSTEN BRAASCH

Serena was frigging 16 WHEN SHE PLAYED HIM HE WAS 30 sumthing AND FORMER NUMBER 38 IN THE FRIGGING WORLD,http://www.nomas-nyc.com/scorecard/tag/steve-tignor SHE WAS 18 HE WAS FORMER NUMBER 38 AND SHE WON 2 GAMES OUT OF HIM AT 18.

Now she has MORE POWER, UNBLEIEVE SERVE AND ACCURACY AND BOY SHE IS A TENNIS GENIUSUS

Serena at the time HAD NOT compelled the female's game transition to power tennis. She is MUCH more accurate than most men, and hits so many few errors, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT, THE RROR TO WINNER'S RATIO IN HER GAME IS ASTOUNDING, that's why she destroys opponents

I am wondering if I am the only bloke here who also follows the men tour's regularly. Most of men players are mugs that DO NOT understand tennis. Serena IS NOT muscles or serve, she's a brilliant tactician. It's bad enough she served better than most men and can produce wonderful angles most men can only dream of, she understands the game better. She has a much more technically sound forehand than most men, never mind her wonderous back hand. She would easily beat any top 10.
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Old Jul 16th, 2013, 09:18 PM   #865
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Macaroni, Lepchunko and now Flopkens in the top 20
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I rather like Agnieszka but she really had en easy draw to reach quarters on her weakest surface with 2 weaponless players such as Suckar Poor and Dickah Pfffzenmuger, homerun college player Muglory Bashdette and her bitch Ivanovic...
I feel she can be easily overpowered on clay by a ball basher on a good day who can find her range and expose her movement on the surface but at the same time, it's good to see her doing well because she's a smart/variety player unlike 90% of WTA players: it's refreshing to see in this mug era of women's tennis to say the least.
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I don't like Cornut and her on court attitude but i have to admit she played well, especially in the first set.
On the other hand, Solol Espinosuck was bad, though.
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Expected result.
But who is that scrub Shitbye Rogers anyway? Roger Federer's sister?
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Always a pleasure, an absolute pleasure to see Fraudine Parmugtier lose
Her losing streak continues at WTA level as well (11 or 12 losses in a row), always good to see
That french scrub is completely horrible to watch: she has no BH at all (even my grandma hits a better BH), has a very limited game in general (can hit flukish FH winners from time to time though), can't hit a passing shot to save her life, has no feel with/in her game etc...
Her on court attitude and mentality are absolutely disgusting to watch as well, she's annoying as hell.
I still can't believe she's a top 100 player with her lack of game/talent/results and awful mentality, just one big mystery really...
In any case, this is not a significant win for Rybarikova, she basically played a walking bye and will probably lose in the next round.
Otherwise, i really dislike Parmugtier and hope she drops out of the top 200 at the end of 2013 to save tennis from a new low.
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Just a random thought, I wish there was a ghetto feisty sassy bitch on the board who would be spraying off ghetto quotes that would fall here often, kind of like New York
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