WAIT 'til y'all hear this fuckery.
So am chatting to this guy for a week or so on grindr (I do not need reminded of how classy I am).
So anyways...just there now I said to him 'you still haven't sent me a face pic
This is where it get's good. He had already told me his name was Jamie but he sends me this picture anyway...
And I happen to know a guy who goes to uni with the guy he sent me a picture of...the guy he sent me a picture of is called Phillip....
So I was just like why did you send me a picture of Phillip?
He was like 'I sent you a picture because that is me in the picture'...
And I was like 'You already told me your name is Jamie. Is your name Phillip? You do live in Oxford which is more than 28 miles away? (Oxford is where Phillip lives and goes to uni btw)
Then he tried to tell me he was over as his grandmother was ill.
I went on to Phillips facebook and seen that he's been in SOUTH AFRICA up until a few days ago, yet this Bitch had been showing up as 28 miles away for over a week.
I exposed that fraudulent mess and quickly blocked its ass. It was fucking hilarious.
Plus, given that I knew his real name it was pretty easy to narrow down his real identity using mutual friends function. His efforts were in vain.
What is wrong with this world????
I just hope it was someone trying to keep their identity hidden and not somebody who knew me personally, but was trying to play some kind of sick joke.