[Alenyaa]

Looks like I missed all the fun with TF malfunctioning
Good thing is my voice hasn't gone up a tone or two

[bruce goose]

Yeah,Mikey,you might wanna lay low for a while until Elena gets distracted by something else that gets the idea out of her head....Sudden baby news would certainly do the trick

[Dementinator]

Feel totally crap, head ache, cough, shivers, off to me cabin for a few days......

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Dementinator

Feel totally crap, head ache, cough, shivers, off to me cabin for a few days......

Sorry to hear that,Cap'n Ross...hope you feel better soon.People in the Czech forum are saying really nice things about Max,so maybe we should let him be acting captain for a couple days to keep the BGO happy........until you've recuperated,that is

[Maca.Lofish]

Originally Posted by Dementinator

Feel totally crap, head ache, cough, shivers, off to me cabin for a few days......

I hope you feel good again soon!!! oh, and maybe the picture that I just posted on the 2013 pictures thread help you to feel good again

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Makatieva

I hope you feel good again soon!!! oh, and maybe the picture that I just posted on the 2013 pictures thread help you to feel good again

It's a charming,as usual,pic of Elena but,as a guy,the beach-themed pics are more appealing to me...even though she'll never wear anything that shows too much leg(sigh...)

[bruce goose]

WOW!At this point,Elena may as well switch to the Flying Dutchman

[Dementinator]

Have no idea what you mean, but whats new...

Lena has been suspiciously well behaved and quiet, never a good thing and rather worrying...

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Dementinator

Have no idea what you mean, but whats new...

Lena has been suspiciously well behaved and quiet, never a good thing and rather worrying...

Aye meant that we've practically been a ghost ship for the last month.I missed a few of you guys and gals,even more so because this place is often my font of Elena info.Hope that you and the horses are doing well,Cap'n Ross

[Alenyaa]

Anyone here?

[Rix643]

Yep

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Alenyaa

Anyone here?

Funny you should ask,Mikey.On one of the lower decks,we have a 100-meter straightaway crash simulator with a test car that's built for that very purpose.Elena thought that it would be a fun attraction for the children of many SSD short-term guests.Unfortunately,someone carelessly tossed a cigarette onto one of the crash-test dummies,and "he" caught fire and burned up before anyone noticed the small blaze and was able to put it out.Our supplier for crash-test dummies has informed us that it might take 3 WEEKS for maritime delivery...but our lovely Elena has an interim solution

[Dementinator]

Theres always funny noises around here, giggling, banging, stuff being moved, seem to coincide with the BGOs presence

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Dementinator

Theres always funny noises around here, giggling, banging, stuff being moved, seem to coincide with the BGOs presence

Hope that you enjoyed the PM.Btw,has Elena ever shown any affection for men's tennis??If so,she may have been consuming a wee bit too much vodka at the time

[bruce goose]

Rime of the Ancient Mariner: The Sequel
Starring Elena Dementieva as the transcendentally beautiful Angel of Death aboard the ghost ship who arrives to hang the albatross upon the foolhardy seaman's neck