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Deestruction · Feb 10th, 2013, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by J.Bravo

I really need to stop logging on here drunk before I go to bed.

I had a tennis dream/nightmare. I was back in high school and gym class was in session we were playing soccer. My team sucked, we were losing against Rafa and Tsonga. After the game me and Lindsay Davenport were having a ki about this year's Australian open and it's shittiness. Serena ran by, she with her cross county team were practicing around the field. Lindsay joking about how Serena's always injured

; I vaguley remember telling her she would never amount to her achievements, she starts crying and ranting about how she misses tennis. The dream got a little murky around this time, I just remember walking in the wood shop or auto shop class (can't decipher between the two)and it was dark, once I turned the lights on I can see two figures having sex over a bench. I move in closer to get a look of their faces and BAM my dream quickly becomes a nightmare. I see Venus with a penis giving Saforova anal! I woke up in a hot sweat, tears rolling down my eyes.

I don't think I'll ever look at the nickname "Penus" the same ever again.

I cant even with you guys.

RenaPova · Feb 10th, 2013, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

Was Venus hung?

Bitch get out!!!!

le bon vivant · Feb 10th, 2013, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by J.Bravo

I really need to stop logging on here drunk before I go to bed.

I had a tennis dream/nightmare. I was back in high school and gym class was in session we were playing soccer. My team sucked, we were losing against Rafa and Tsonga. After the game me and Lindsay Davenport were having a ki about this year's Australian open and it's shittiness. Serena ran by, she with her cross county team were practicing around the field. Lindsay joking about how Serena's always injured

; I vaguley remember telling her she would never amount to her achievements, she starts crying and ranting about how she misses tennis. The dream got a little murky around this time, I just remember walking in the wood shop or auto shop class (can't decipher between the two)and it was dark, once I turned the lights on I can see two figures having sex over a bench. I move in closer to get a look of their faces and BAM my dream quickly becomes a nightmare. I see Venus with a penis giving Saforova anal! I woke up in a hot sweat, tears rolling down my eyes.

I don't think I'll ever look at the nickname "Penus" the same ever again.

J.Bravo · Feb 10th, 2013, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

Was Venus hung?

IDK maybe she had the body of Hotrod, but I couldn't see the penis per se, she was going in and out really slow and Saforova was whimpering like those anime girls do.

.Ivan. · Feb 10th, 2013, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

Was Venus hung?

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Originally Posted by LBV.

This gif gave me soooooo much life!!!

le bon vivant · Feb 10th, 2013, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by J.Bravo

IDK maybe she had the body of Hotrod, but I couldn't see the penis per se, she was going in and out really slow and Saforova was whimpering like those anime girls do.

*screaming*!!!

Akil · Feb 10th, 2013, 11:08 PM

poor bb.

Pump-it-UP · Feb 10th, 2013, 11:18 PM

Godvak is totally getting his calendar slam this year. I'm so proud.

Akil · Feb 10th, 2013, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

Godvak is totally getting his calendar slam this year. I'm so proud.

As delusional as ever.

You never learn, do you?.. http://www.tennisforum.com/showpost....postcount=1395

young_gunner913 · Feb 10th, 2013, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pump-it-UP

Godvak is totally getting his calendar slam this year. I'm so proud.

I'm quoting this for when it doesn't happen... And LordRena be with you when it doesn't. After you carrying about Rafa losing, you are in for a Miss Walter dragging you cellulite filled, cum dumpster.