[TennisFan66]

^ *sighs* .. Standard phrase from this type of poster : "I am a xyz-fan, but [insert insult of some sorts]" ..

[C. W. Fields]

Originally Posted by TennisFan66

^ *sighs* .. Standard phrase from this type of poster : "I am a xyz-fan, but [insert insult of some sorts]" ..

You need an extra "^".

Edit: I may be getting a bit carried away!

[Burisleif]

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[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by C. W. Fields

The next generation of Caro fan?

Am reminded of the scene from The Untouchables where Connery's character interviews a couple cadets at the firing range(the second of whom,played by Andy Garcia,joins the team).When the first cadet was asked why he chose to become a police officer,he stammeringly replied,"To serve the community...and....I think I...could help........with...crime."---to which Connery replied,'There goes the next chief of police.'

[Protoss]

Originally Posted by Burisleif

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Maybe this forum should changed from the Caroline Wozniacki forum to the C.W. Fields forum.

[bruce goose]

Honestly,I don't ever fantasize about Caro romantically,despite her shining beauty,yet I had a dream,last night,that we were married(for whatever reason,Rory never entered my subconscious imaging).Afterwards,I died for some unexplained reason and was looking on from the afterlife as Caro happily held our young infant(couldn't tell male/female)in her arms.There was already another man in her life,but he was some dorky professional type...he wasn't some handsome playboy.He was moderately attractive enough so as not to be an eyesore for Caroline,and I somehow intuited that he was a doting husband and responsible stepfather.....too bad that TF gem Paulmara isn't a Caro fan or he might give us some insightful dream interpretation

[CWTennis]

Freddie Nielsen about his mixed double partner Sabine Lisicki

I'll probably look like the girl in our mixed doubles, fear the Danish tennis player

And awww, he would rather play with Caro! Pity that Caro don't want to play neither doubles or mixed doubles!

- Of course I would rather play with Caroline (Wozniacki, ed.), But she is busy with singles, so I armed me with patience for that one day she think that I'm worthy enough to play. And then we take it from there, says the Dane.

http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/anden_s...cle1901544.ece

[bruce goose]

You see??That goes back to my theory about Lisicki's being opportunistic in her bf quest;she can see how captivated Nielsen is with Caroline,so now she's taking advantage of him in his moment of weakness

[Blu€]

Originally Posted by CWTennis

Freddie Nielsen about his mixed double partner Sabine Lisicki



And awww, he would rather play with Caro! Pity that Caro don't want to play neither doubles or mixed doubles!


http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/anden_s...cle1901544.ece

Freddie seems so nice Unfortunately, Caro is not very "doubles/mixed friendly"

[bruce goose]

My brother gave me a coffee-table sort of book this Christmas titled,"What's Your Poo Telling You?".....Yeah,THAT kind of poo...will give you all a book report once I figure out the plot

[Protoss]

Originally Posted by bruce goose

My brother gave me a coffee-table sort of book this Christmas titled,"What's Your Poo Telling You?".....Yeah,THAT kind of poo...will give you all a book report once I figure out the plot

Your brother is a real poophead.

[Burisleif]

Originally Posted by Protoss

Your brother is a real poophead.

People that understand poo tend to live longer.

[Burisleif]

Originally Posted by bruce goose

My brother gave me a coffee-table sort of book this Christmas titled,"What's Your Poo Telling You?".....Yeah,THAT kind of poo...will give you all a book report once I figure out the plot

I think you should repay this display of caring and affection by buying him an illustrated guide to dermatology and sexual health. . That's a book that will draw him into a morose, addictive, and voyeuristic session that should last a few months, and prompt a few visits to high class clinics around Mexico. Nothing like a closeup of an ulcerated scrotum to send the shivers down your spine and off the the nearest room with a mirror and a lock on the door.

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Burisleif

I think you should repay this display of caring and affection by buying him an illustrated guide to dermatology and sexual health. . That's a book that will draw him into a morose, addictive, and voyeuristic session that should last a few months, and prompt a few visits to high class clinics around Mexico. Nothing like a closeup of an ulcerated scrotum to send the shivers down your spine and off the the nearest room with a mirror and a lock on the door.

While I appreciate your creative suggestion,my brother really can't speak Spanish to save his life,so he won't be coming here anytime soon.However,he's not terribly far from the Washington,D.C. area which,like San Fran,has a disproportionately high number of unmarried males...and the abundance of STDs which invariably accompany that stat...so I'm sure that he can find one of those clinics you referred to above

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by Protoss

poophead.

That's actually tantamount to vile profanity coming from YOU;I'm reminded of Ritter's line from "Clear and Present Danger": 'You are SUCH a boy scout!'....but I mean that in a GOOD way,Protoss