[bruce goose]

Was sharing some stories with mi suegra of Paul's photos--where both opossum and lemur were mistaken for lost cats--in which well-intentioned idiots demonstrate their lack of education...but I couldn't remember the words for those two animals in Spanish because we never see them here,so it's out of sight,out of mind.....I'd better look up those names now before I forget again

[ShiftyFella]

Did i say it already? I hate timezones and time difference, Petra plays last match on RLA and i can miss it live maybe Rodger will be kind enough to play at lest 4 long sets

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by ShiftyFella

Did i say it already? I hate timezones and time difference, Petra plays last match on RLA and i can miss it live maybe Rodger will be kind enough to play at lest 4 long sets

First of all,a belated 'welcome back' to Arctic Moose;I'm guessing that it was one of those shorter,3-month rehab sessions,huh?

As for you,Shifty,your post above is one of the sad,darker moments in the off-topic thread...as when Petronius felt like talking about Petra's dildo-ish manager,Cermosek,here.TIME ZONES???...you can talk about Petra's match schedule in the main tourney threads,Shifty.Now that Moose is back,you may go to either him OR Paul for your magic mushroom supply and tell us NOT about time zones....but travels to other zones and dimensions of reality...........Just make sure that you have a high-quality batch of fungi,or else you'll wind up like one of those acid-users who go on a trip and never come back

[ShiftyFella]

My supply of mushrooms hit low and i will be driving between timezones around Petra's match to replenish it

Stay Tuned, Normal Service Will Be Resumed As Soon As Possible

[paulmara]

Originally Posted by ShiftyFella

My supply of mushrooms hit low

I heard something about mushrooms

[bruce goose]

Do you see,Shifty???You're in excellent hands

[ShiftyFella]

Originally Posted by paulmara

I heard something about mushrooms

thanks, now i can be happy


btw, new batch of mushrooms works fast, i'm seeing everywhere Chip Kelly lands in Eagles

Originally Posted by bruce goose

Do you see,Shifty???You're in excellent hands

yeah, it's feels nice when there's shoulder to lean on

[ArcticMoose]

Originally Posted by bruce goose

First of all,a belated 'welcome back' to Arctic Moose;I'm guessing that it was one of those shorter,3-month rehab sessions,huh?

As for you,Shifty,your post above is one of the sad,darker moments in the off-topic thread...as when Petronius felt like talking about Petra's dildo-ish manager,Cermosek,here.TIME ZONES???...you can talk about Petra's match schedule in the main tourney threads,Shifty.Now that Moose is back,you may go to either him OR Paul for your magic mushroom supply and tell us NOT about time zones....but travels to other zones and dimensions of reality...........Just make sure that you have a high-quality batch of fungi,or else you'll wind up like one of those acid-users who go on a trip and never come back

Highly recommended for 2013 for all Ms Kvitova followers – new stock fresh from the farms – excellent halucegenic properties including pain numbing & heart rate stabilizer…please contact your stockists for batch quantities… also available at every tournament graced by her Ladyship Ms Kvitova

[bruce goose]

Have occasionally wondered if God had some sort of foolproof filter on His omniscience by which He could screen out minor nonsense that wouldn't have any significant impact on the universe.My guess is that He doesn't pay much,or ANY,attention to what happens daily at TF....However,if He DID deign to waste His time by checking out the threads here,then He would rate THIS thread as either the best,or in the upper elite,at TF in terms of chatworthiness

[paulmara]

Originally Posted by bruce goose

Have occasionally wondered if God had some sort of foolproof filter on His omniscience

God loves beetles ... and penguins

Originally Posted by bruce goose

There's a nice wedding pic in the background and,apparently,even penguin BRIDES wear bowties to such events

[bruce goose]

Originally Posted by paulmara

God loves penguins

I'm a HUGE believer in this......maybe He loves beetles,too...just not quite as much

[netphobia]

I need a heart rate stabilizer for my doubles tournament tomorrow. Good lord, I hate doubles.

[ArcticMoose]

Originally Posted by netphobia

I need a heart rate stabilizer for my doubles tournament tomorrow. Good lord, I hate doubles.

There will be an attractive young lady called 'Steni' at the entrance to your locker room with a supply of heart rate stabilisers for you . Currently 'Steni' is the North American client manager who handles all female clients in the sports world needing such essential supplies…..

On the eye candy front : For male spectators (and also certain female spectators)seeing doubles is more enjoyable, as they get to see two girls running around on court lunging at balls in there ‘barely there’ tennis outfits …so you really should not be complaining about doubles … you should be looking forward to your double matches and making sure you have your best ‘barely there’ outfits on display….

Over the Christmas break I was killing myself with laughter when my cuz’s daughter who plays tennis for her college team in NYC recounted the details of their female coach who is not ‘straight’ paying them far too much of attention not just during practice sessions, coaching and during matches but also in the locker rooms….. just trying to imagine / picture 'you' in such a situation….

[ShiftyFella]

just passing by being happy that #1 real man sport is back to #1 league

[netphobia]

I won 61 63

yes, we had quite a spectator crowd gathered since we were on court 1 and it was a good match...however I'm afraid the straps of my dress were far too wide to inspire any kind of crowd support